By bgoodwin07 - 29/11/2011 13:31 - United States

Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 001
You deserved it 2 877

Same thing different taste


uffiewuffie 0

Stop Making Humus? Sexy Man Hump? Soldiers Murdering Haji's? Stupid Manatee Heart? Suck My Hypotenuse? What does smh mean?!?!??!??!?!111?!?1221 T.T

Damn_Hippster 11

How did you even find out about this?

Well no wonder the parents are divorced; they're too promiscuous.

iAmPaul 49

20 - smh means shaking my head.

Obvious troll is not so obvious to the retarded.

iAmPaul 49

29 - you legitimately looked as though you didn't know what smh meant. I was merely trying to help out.

If anyone is retarded it would be the keyman. Is his statement like a trolling one? In that case your trolling ******* fails noob . SMH

Omg u gize u totes made me reevaluate my lyfe... Imma du wut I alwayz wanted 2 do: Imma be a stripper on a riverboat casino! Suk on dat haterz!!!! (this legitimately was more time consuming than coming up with a rational rebuttal to y'all. Damn it must suck for illiterate people.)

54- I never knew you knew how to speak highschool dropout.

i always thought it meant so much hate .. :s guess i was wrong!

From what I remember it could also mean "scratching my head". I don't know.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Obviously he still has intamacy towards her

Not as awkward as your mother accidentally sending you dirty texts.... My mother is an alcoholic :(

Why don't you go wrote that as an FML, while we pitty OP.

iAmPaul 49

Maybe he wants to rekindle the romance?

xXxAPersonxXx 6

Op should take pictures of the texts and blackmail her dad.

danbman95 0

Rekindle the romance? Really dumbass? Think about it they are divorced. Dads tryin to get laid and mom wants it. Its physicall attrqction and nothing more thats what makes it deplorable

MaryJane232323 9

Eew no are you crazy??? T's wrong with you :(

5 is clearly too stoned to comprehend this fml. judging from their name.

JennyBear101 0

Lol this is funny it's just a joke guys! Geezzz don't take everything so seriously?

MaryJane232323 9

Thank you. Apparently no body else knows how to detect sarcasm. Of course it's nasty thats why I was being..sarcastic!

bitchslapped22 14

He's like Brett Farve, except Favre is married and he didn't send the pictures to his wife

FYLDeep 25

What? The OP's dad is married and didn't send messages to his wife either...

emmanizzer 6

Sure, if OP's parents are Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep.

sinking_fish 12

**** your stepmothers life. Being cheated on sucks big time.

skatrgirl96 4

Thats obviously not good Does that mean hes cheating?

bitchslapped22 14

No he's not cheating, he's just sending dirty pictures of himself to people other than his wife

kwanza23 3

Oh, we'll now that you've clarified it's not cheating, it's okay then. (Sarchasm)

emmanizzer 6

Ever notice that whoever does the final edits on the FMLs before they're posted likes to use the same phrases over and over again? Such as "which wouldn't be a problem if".

I assure you, if we had corrected this FML, it would not have that awful sentence fragment in it.