By bgoodwin07 - 29/11/2011 13:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 916
You deserved it 2 863

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Dang. Thats messed up.

oh .. thats awkward ...

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Dang. Thats messed up.

They never learn do they?

Tisk... Tisk... Tisk... Smh

Stop Making Humus? Sexy Man Hump? Soldiers Murdering Haji's? Stupid Manatee Heart? Suck My Hypotenuse? What does smh mean?!?!??!??!?!111?!?1221 T.T

How did you even find out about this?

Well no wonder the parents are divorced; they're too promiscuous.

20 - smh means shaking my head.

Obvious troll is not so obvious to the retarded.

29 - you legitimately looked as though you didn't know what smh meant. I was merely trying to help out.

If anyone is retarded it would be the keyman. Is his statement like a trolling one? In that case your trolling fucking fails noob . SMH

Omg u gize u totes made me reevaluate my lyfe... Imma du wut I alwayz wanted 2 do: Imma be a stripper on a riverboat casino! Suk on dat haterz!!!! (this legitimately was more time consuming than coming up with a rational rebuttal to y'all. Damn it must suck for illiterate people.)

54- I never knew you knew how to speak highschool dropout.

i always thought it meant so much hate .. :s guess i was wrong!

From what I remember it could also mean "scratching my head". I don't know.

Shaking my head

oh .. thats awkward ...

Obviously he still has intamacy towards her

Not as awkward as your mother accidentally sending you dirty texts.... My mother is an alcoholic :(

And kinky!

Why don't you go wrote that as an FML, while we pitty OP.

Affair? Maybe. The confusing kind? Definitely.

Maybe he wants to rekindle the romance?

Op should take pictures of the texts and blackmail her dad.

42 Epic win Or blue waffle

Rekindle the romance? Really dumbass? Think about it they are divorced. Dads tryin to get laid and mom wants it. Its physicall attrqction and nothing more thats what makes it deplorable

Oh..you know it turned you on.

Eew no are you crazy??? T's wrong with you :(

That's fucking wrong.. Not even funny.

5 is clearly too stoned to comprehend this fml. judging from their name.

Lol this is funny it's just a joke guys! Geezzz don't take everything so seriously?

Thank you. Apparently no body else knows how to detect sarcasm. Of course it's nasty thats why I was being..sarcastic!

He's like Brett Farve, except Favre is married and he didn't send the pictures to his wife

What? The OP's dad is married and didn't send messages to his wife either...

It's complicated?

Sure, if OP's parents are Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep.

Fuck your stepmothers life. Being cheated on sucks big time.

Oh god it sure does

Thats obviously not good Does that mean hes cheating?

No he's not cheating, he's just sending dirty pictures of himself to people other than his wife

Oh, we'll now that you've clarified it's not cheating, it's okay then. (Sarchasm)

Ever notice that whoever does the final edits on the FMLs before they're posted likes to use the same phrases over and over again? Such as "which wouldn't be a problem if".

I assure you, if we had corrected this FML, it would not have that awful sentence fragment in it.