Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
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Top comments
cheerxoxo84 8
Dang. Thats messed up.
caranina 15
oh .. thats awkward ...
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Comments (126)
reaganomics 6
Sometimes it's just better not to know Op
leogirl95 12
So they want to get back together?
drivemysoul19 8
I figured this was gonna be about ops dad sending the text to him but guess I was wrong, it's even more ****** up.
beckrexz 0
Looks like your family is getting back together
KindaFunnyRight 8
YIKES!!!!
wegetrz 14
Awkward to the max.
kaykay20 0
More like **** the new wife's life
perdix 31
Wouldn't you want them to get back together again? That way, your family life could be like the Grover Cleveland presidency!
Enslaved 38
Wow! I doubt many know about his scandals! Corruption of power?
perdix 31
Ma, ma Where's my pa? Gone to the White House Ha, ha, ha!
perdix 31
Who the **** could be thumbing down comment #80? Are there Grover Cleveland fans out there? Or are you just people who don't know history?
bubo_fml 11
Kinda juicy...Your Dad thinks he's still got it by calling your Mom up for the occasional booty call while your Mom thinks she's getting even with the new wife by ******' her former husband...We're truly eternal adolescents, aren't we? Then again, I'm a 40+ year old degenerate anonymously posting on a silly teenybopper type site like FML...
perdix 31
Welcome, brother ;) ;), :) :), nudge-nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean?
BrotherTheo 31
Say no more say no more, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind man....
perdix 31
Is your wife a goer? Does she go?
BrotherTheo 31
Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You're a man of the world, aren't you...I mean, er, you've er... you've been there haven't you...I mean you've been around...eh?
GabbyZ 0
Men are pigs.