FML : Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me...

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Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By foo / Sunday 1 February 2009 16:48 / United States

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By LoLoLo_fml | 0

#1791 - Friday 13 February 2009 06:19

I find eye contact awkward and creepy too, I hate the fact that one teacher at my school told me not making eye contact is a sign of a liar or someone who has something to hide and pointed out another student who makes very good eye contact. I'm just shy but since she said that I always feel guilty when I look away now!! And the girl she pointed out happened to be real bitchy and known for bullying her friends! I really dislike that teahcer.

By hawkeyes2011 | 0

#387 - Friday 6 February 2009 05:39

hahaha. I've been there. I can't help it; it must be natural instinct.

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By hawkeyes2011 | 0

#387 - Friday 6 February 2009 05:39

hahaha. I've been there. I can't help it; it must be natural instinct.

By HomeBurger | 0

#1187 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 02:29

This shit happens to me all the time!

By sensual_kidney | 0

#1445 - Thursday 12 February 2009 02:30

look off to the side when you look down, and dont stand too close.

By VivaLaJewFace | 0

#1457 - Thursday 12 February 2009 03:15

*relief!* I look to the left or right of people and try to focus on things on the walls behind the person. Eye contact is so creepy to me x;

By LoLoLo_fml | 0

#1791 - Friday 13 February 2009 06:19

By Sipos | 0

#4677 - Saturday 21 February 2009 02:12

I do that by accident a lot.

By rarelight | 0

#5183 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:56

I have that problem too, I can never look people in the eye and end up starting off somewhere, or in the case of girls often at their chests which sometimes gets mistaken as me being a perv!! :(

By flutteryngs | 0

#7000 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 09:39

#8 QFE- Google "Asperger's Syndrome".

johobus28 | 26

#5977307 - Monday 16 June 2014 10:09

I happen to have Asperger's, actually. I have the same problem OP has. I hate social interaction because I'm always super awkward about it but I don't know what I'm doing wrong. It's a pretty shitty disease, but it's definitely managable

By QBGirl123 | 8

#36112 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 02:10

ahhhahha i have the same problem, cept i tend to stare at other people's asses when i'm talking to someone, especially when staring into space...don't worry, it happens all the time!