Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
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Top comments
cheerxoxo84 8
Dang. Thats messed up.
caranina 15
oh .. thats awkward ...
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Comments (126)
crizzy101 5
Ok what the problem? Their adults so let them do what they want!
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
well if you want your parents to get back together then this is a good thing :D
crazy_whitechick 6
It's complicated?
Okayitwasme 0
I sense a blackmail in progress!
tiger0x 0
been there. sleazy parents suck!
SlickWillyTFCF 5
Obviously stepmom isn't taking care of business.
FrankHotpants 31
It's complicated, anyone see the movie?
Vlamblam 1
Wow my parents are divorced and I would be really happy if they got back together. And you, you're lucky enough for this to happen, yet you complain about it. Let me guess, Mother in Law makes you bigger gifts on your birthday? I guess this FML should be in section "Rich Entitled Brat Problems".
bond0007 1
Lucky guy. He got both the wives.
hateevryone 15
they're still in love