Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
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cheerxoxo84 8
Dang. Thats messed up.
caranina 15
oh .. thats awkward ...
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Comments (126)
jaylee69 0
Does she respond back with dirty texts?
joa76 3
Are you serious? You think finding out that your father is cheating on his wife and (assuming she was a willing participant) your mom is fraternizing with a married man (even if it happens to be with each other) doesn't affect you any? Or, for that matter, that the whole divorce thing ended in a weirdly twisted way (although I've heard that's not uncommon), and we know the divorce had to have affected them. Yeah, I'd say it's their business, especially if the dad and stepmom are involved in the OP's life, or if the mom is remarried also.
dpulley 0
He must still have a thing for mom and her him. Id say its one of them things they have to figure out themselves. Id stay out of it and live as tho u knw nothing. Whats meant to be will be.
pokemai 6
Cute :)
replik_fml 3
how exactly does this make your life ******?
DJDude_Arazely 10
Be happy, parents obviously still have a little something, something for each other. Unless you don't want them together but I don't hear that often. :/
_highandlow 5
This exact same thing happened to me. it ******* blows. And it makes you really confused doesn't it? I know what you're going through bud. chin up
HaiImJulia 3
How exactly did you find out? Searching through phones? Tisk tisk...
shinedown00 4
Most awkward affair ever
MissLynn34 11
Why are men ******* pigs??