By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 011
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MaryJane232323 9

What did you think would happen? They'd all start singing like they do in princess movies?

You scared the shit out if them.


MaryJane232323 9

What did you think would happen? They'd all start singing like they do in princess movies?

Wow its snowing allready???

bitchslapped22 14

They enjoyed every second of it

Yes, and I would be very disappointed if they didn't.

Naomimi_fml 6

Or maybe they'd act like how they do in the movie "The Birds." We all know how that ends.

iAmPaul 49

25 - actually, I don't know how that movie ends, nor have I ever heard of it. I guess it was before my time? Anyways, please enlighten me? :D

Naomimi_fml 6

(the birds kill them) ;)

iAmPaul 49

33 - Ah thanks. :)

tjv3 10

Wow you really scared them shitless

Honestly.. OP you're a bird brain. Wow that was a terrible pun

Should have had a V8.

Birds can't control their bladder. They need to be really light to fly so they just expell their waste out once it's alot. So it's either perfect timing or false.

a_cassie 4

they were angry birds.

alliebaba7 8

Omg you are so right lol i laughed harder when I saw your comment then when I saw the actual FMl

RissaLynne 8

You didn't have to scream at them. O.o They did nothing to you. YDI

Yeah, but it's hilarious to scare birds anyway. :D

sillymcjews 0

let me guess... PETA?

No just someone who's sick of the oppression maybe. Who are we to deem ourselves superior over animals according to our standards. Animals are better at some things we can not begin to comprehend. It's sick because were trained to believe animals are below us. It's ok to scare the bird, it's just a bird. Though she wouldn't of done it of they were human.. And I fucking hate PETA. They don't know about what they preach. And the fact they pooped in neat rows is pretty sweet. anyone else thought that made things better?

iAmPaul 49

Kinda obvious you deserved that one OP. :L

m0tl3ycru3 0

It's a little thing called karma

They're plotting something, I just know it...

Time to go to the secret underground bunker with the years supply of food and to the people who dont have one (including myself) should "RUN FORREST RUN!"

You scared the shit out if them.

Those poor things are probably scared shitless.

22- that joke was kinda shitty

Notice it's near wal mart and everything is weird in wal mart

At least it was neat.

fuzzy4msymba 0

You are a genius!

that sucks but you kinda deserved it .

josejimenez012 0

You're hot :)

Smooth move X-Lax .

That's a shitty situat- Jk that's not funny..