By birdfoooo - United States
Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
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  iAmPaul  |  49

25 - actually, I don't know how that movie ends, nor have I ever heard of it. I guess it was before my time? Anyways, please enlighten me? :D

  MagicallyFat  |  12

Birds can't control their bladder. They need to be really light to fly so they just expell their waste out once it's alot.

So it's either perfect timing or false.

  NuTrees  |  9

No just someone who's sick of the oppression maybe. Who are we to deem ourselves superior over animals according to our standards. Animals are better at some things we can not begin to comprehend. It's sick because were trained to believe animals are below us. It's ok to scare the bird, it's just a bird. Though she wouldn't of done it of they were human.. And I fucking hate PETA. They don't know about what they preach.
And the fact they pooped in neat rows is pretty sweet. anyone else thought that made things better?

  Phyre24  |  17

Time to go to the secret underground bunker with the years supply of food and to the people who dont have one (including myself) should "RUN FORREST RUN!"