By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 015
You deserved it 55 174

Same thing different taste

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MaryJane232323 9

What did you think would happen? They'd all start singing like they do in princess movies?


MaryJane232323 9

What did you think would happen? They'd all start singing like they do in princess movies?

bitchslapped22 14

They enjoyed every second of it

Yes, and I would be very disappointed if they didn't.

Naomimi_fml 6

Or maybe they'd act like how they do in the movie "The Birds." We all know how that ends.

iAmPaul 49

25 - actually, I don't know how that movie ends, nor have I ever heard of it. I guess it was before my time? Anyways, please enlighten me? :D

Naomimi_fml 6
tjv3 10

Wow you really scared them shitless

Honestly.. OP you're a bird brain. Wow that was a terrible pun

Birds can't control their bladder. They need to be really light to fly so they just expell their waste out once it's alot. So it's either perfect timing or false.

a_cassie 4
alliebaba7 8

Omg you are so right lol i laughed harder when I saw your comment then when I saw the actual FMl

RissaLynne 8

You didn't have to scream at them. O.o They did nothing to you. YDI

Yeah, but it's hilarious to scare birds anyway. :D

sillymcjews 0

No just someone who's sick of the oppression maybe. Who are we to deem ourselves superior over animals according to our standards. Animals are better at some things we can not begin to comprehend. It's sick because were trained to believe animals are below us. It's ok to scare the bird, it's just a bird. Though she wouldn't of done it of they were human.. And I ******* hate PETA. They don't know about what they preach. And the fact they pooped in neat rows is pretty sweet. anyone else thought that made things better?

iAmPaul 49

Kinda obvious you deserved that one OP. :L

m0tl3ycru3 0

It's a little thing called karma

Time to go to the secret underground bunker with the years supply of food and to the people who dont have one (including myself) should "RUN FORREST RUN!"

That's a shitty situat- Jk that's not funny..