Miscellaneous: Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft...

By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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Can't feel my tongue

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 17:01

Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 05:00

Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:53

So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.

noshitsherlock 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:13

Hahahaha, at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!

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L3F_T 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:35

first

Chopperman_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 6:29

Well...did you finish making the Kraft Dinner? It'd be even worse irony if your burns stopped you from eating it :P

Chopperman_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 6:31

>.> oops, didn't mean to reply to anyone.

Reyo 2

Sunday 1 November 2009 9:28

Murphey's Law strikes again!!

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 21:09

in Soviet Russia, Kraft food makes you

ISinSoDoYou 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:16

42, I think u meant "in soviet Russia, Kraft Dinner boils you!" >.>

xxlowsnip3rxx 16

Friday 20 September 2013 21:08

haha loled soo hard nice

Protegas 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:38

Yeah, but anyone could've done that. Not entirely karma, just a suckish situation. Plus, it really didn't have much to do with the cooking part xP

redfishbluefish2 13

Tuesday 20 December 2011 6:07

Obviously you're not an idiot, because you couldn't make a Kraft dinner, and an idiot can.

4ddie 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:42

Awww :( That could have happened to anyone, though..

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:53

So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.

Aha09 1

Monday 2 November 2009 2:45

Correction: An idiot can make a Kraft dinner, but a true idiot will burn themself in the process.

kyliebear 15

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:23

Some people would call it a coincidence. I'm not entirely sure how many, so I can't say majority do.

RatIsKing 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:08

so that makes you...

Sansa_fml 38

Friday 13 February 2015 8:38

Not an idiot, because idiots can make it. :)

noshitsherlock 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:13

Hahahaha, at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!

Hellcrapdamn 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:40

Your friend's logic stands.

perdix 29

Sunday 1 November 2009 3:22

It takes an advanced degree to MAKE a Kraft Dinner. It takes an idiot to EAT one.

Ifmyownl 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 3:25

I agree, I've set off smoke alarms with 'easy' mac

stella2fast 2

Sunday 1 November 2009 3:41

ive spilled some boiling water on me b4 very painful!!

campex 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 3:44

so you're no idiot. congratulations!

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