FML : Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain...

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lexi / Saturday 31 October 2009 20:15 / France

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By FerrariCake | 2

#648451 - Sunday 1 November 2009 1:53

So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.

By noshitsherlock | 0

#648477 - Sunday 1 November 2009 2:13

Hahahaha, at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!

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By L3F_T | 0

#648416 - Sunday 1 November 2009 1:35

first

Chopperman_fml | 0

#648780 - Sunday 1 November 2009 6:29

Well...did you finish making the Kraft Dinner? It'd be even worse irony if your burns stopped you from eating it :P

Chopperman_fml | 0

#648782 - Sunday 1 November 2009 6:31

>.> oops, didn't mean to reply to anyone.

Reyo | 2

#648934 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:28

Murphey's Law strikes again!!

thatonek1d | 0

#1037515 - Sunday 20 June 2010 21:09

in Soviet Russia, Kraft food makes you

ISinSoDoYou | 0

#2798081 - Friday 1 July 2011 15:16

42, I think u meant "in soviet Russia, Kraft Dinner boils you!" >.>

xxlowsnip3rxx | 16

#5682284 - Friday 20 September 2013 21:08

haha loled soo hard nice

By Protegas | 0

#648425 - Sunday 1 November 2009 1:38

Yeah, but anyone could've done that. Not entirely karma, just a suckish situation. Plus, it really didn't have much to do with the cooking part xP

redfishbluefish2 | 13

#3759377 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 6:07

Obviously you're not an idiot, because you couldn't make a Kraft dinner, and an idiot can.

By 4ddie | 0

#648434 - Sunday 1 November 2009 1:42

Awww :(
That could have happened to anyone, though..

By FerrariCake | 2

#648451 - Sunday 1 November 2009 1:53

So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.

Aha09 | 1

#650110 - Monday 2 November 2009 2:45

Correction: An idiot can make a Kraft dinner, but a true idiot will burn themself in the process.

kyliebear | 15

#2938690 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:23

Some people would call it a coincidence. I'm not entirely sure how many, so I can't say majority do.

By RatIsKing | 0

#648466 - Sunday 1 November 2009 2:08

so that makes you...

Sansa_fml | 38

#6201223 - Friday 13 February 2015 8:38

Not an idiot, because idiots can make it. :)

By noshitsherlock | 0

#648477 - Sunday 1 November 2009 2:13

Hahahaha, at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!

By Hellcrapdamn | 0

#648509 - Sunday 1 November 2009 2:40

Your friend's logic stands.

By perdix | 29

#648548 - Sunday 1 November 2009 3:22

It takes an advanced degree to MAKE a Kraft Dinner.

It takes an idiot to EAT one.

Ifmyownl | 0

#648556 - Sunday 1 November 2009 3:25

I agree, I've set off smoke alarms with 'easy' mac

By stella2fast | 2

#648575 - Sunday 1 November 2009 3:41

ive spilled some boiling water on me b4 very painful!!

By campex | 0

#648579 - Sunday 1 November 2009 3:44

so you're no idiot. congratulations!

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