Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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cheerxoxo84 8
Dang. Thats messed up.
caranina 15
oh .. thats awkward ...
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Comments (126)
JustinComments 3
I'd send him some really weird messages back, just to mess with him
JustinComments 3
Not sexually, that's ******* gross.
every1luvsboners 11
You mom obviously likes it, or it would've only happened once. Before you point fingers at dear ole dad for trying to get his rocks off, talk to mother dearest and tell her to quit sending him n00dz.
Super_Jill_ 1
Mhh, juicy. Just kidding that's beyond nasty.
Sammylovee1 6
That is just wrong plain wrong.
supimnyancat 9
Use this as blackmail to get whatever you want.
DFlit1 0
Daddy can I have a new car for Christmas?!
williamwheat37 0
Find a pic of the "blue waffle" disease or whatever it is and send it to him lmao
remz89 3
Lol that will scare him for sure!
EvilLilCupcake 10
I just gagged a little. That is just beyond sick, and wrong.
Rachel1987 4
Red maple on a blue waffle is the way I want to start my day...
White_like_dat 3
Yes, they did get a divorce because of you....
EvilLilCupcake 10
Well at least you chose a good picture, it really fits you. An ass.
xSorry_fml 10
YDI for creeping your moms cell.
niswisk 3
Oh boohoo. Almost all remarried guys do that.
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah? What planet?
EvilLilCupcake 10
I think you need to be more open minded when it comes to guys, just sayin.
Meowingtons500 18
It could be exponentially worse. Like they could be having innapropriate pants off dance offs in your bedroom. Not that I'm speaking from experience. :)