Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
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Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
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cheerxoxo84 8
Dang. Thats messed up.
caranina 15
oh .. thats awkward ...
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Comments (126)
Mewzakuro240 0
What do you guys want to bet that the reason that the parents split up in the first place was because the father cheated on the mother? Poor Step-Mom...
shane262 0
Well honestly they are grown people i assume and that really doesn't affect you much, unless you are so narcissistic that it all has to be about you, how does this eff you up exactly?
ObsceneOblivion 4
The kid just found out his dad is cheating on his new wife. The kid now has the responsibility of whether or not to tell the stepmom or confront his mom and dad. Life ain't always easy with shit like this.
THE_A_TEEN 28
shane262 is obviously new here. 2 comments, 1 visit, yep he's new.
Ozone1232 5
Haters gonna hate!
loserman67 36
As the saying goes, "Love is lovely-er the second time around" Hey look, dad wishes he had his old pump back - no disrespect to your mom - and mom wishes she had his big thick **** stuffed in her again - good for them - maybe an affair will bring them back together and then you only have to go to one house for the holidays - sounds like everyone wins if you ask me!
carlosantana0219 2
Not exactly, cause now they're most likely getting Christmas and birthday gifts from both of them. If they were to get back together that would mean only one gift from the both of them
carlosantana0219 2
At least it's only that. You could have walked in on them doin' the dirty...that would burn an image in your mind that would always be there.
Bennem 0
Why is this on flm?... Id your dad sending you dirty messages? Get over it, they are adults.
julia_lynn 21
I have to admit, I kinda wonder if the father ****** around on the mom with the stepwife before getting divorced and remarried. Nonetheless, this is all kinds of messed up.
dansco 25
Erm how did you find out? Either he sent one to you by accident or looking on his phone...
psychiatrist_fml 4
So it's kinda like the movie "It's Complicated"?
dspoon42 0
Does it count as cheating if technically that was is wife? I feel bad for your stepmom though