By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia
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Show it anywayWell hope you find a way to let this one slide...... Ha? No...? I tried...
Why would anyone want $90 moisturizer anyway. That's crazy if you ask me.
More like someone who's not very good with spending money.
Women.
Or if OP has the same sensitive skin issues I do, and that's the only type you can use.
Atleast you can look forward to his soft penis?
112- If it makes for a good wank, I would..
If your going to get the first comment don't make it the most stupid f****** comment of FML history.
218- If you're going to make a comment on FML, make sure you know the difference between "you're" and "your".
mY pH0n3 D03snt auT0 c0rr3ct oN FML Mr. know it all. Go wash YOUR mouth out with buck shot.
He's getting more than $90 worth of enjoyment out of it.
Swag up your ass.
"today, my slampeice bought $90 moisterizer. I used it as lube, MLIB
Holly shit. I didn't realize I'm in an english class. Sorry 4.0
It could have been a gift, a huge bottle, or a specialty moisturizer. It could also have been a medicinal one for a special condition. Cheap moisturizers use cheap and harmful ingredients. If it was an all natural one, and especially if it uses some more expensive oils and extracts, the price could run high quickly. However, that's not the point here. The point is that it's pretty much gone now.
Dude you kinda look like the Zohan
#140 - I think you're right about that
Who needs $90 moisterizer when they can get a 99 cent one unless its medicinal i dont see why
I think the real question here is why he's masterbating when he has a girlfriend. We can logically assume she keeps her legs closed thus forcing him to wank with her moisturizer, therefore, this is her fault and not his. I rest my case
182- Exactly!
182 maybe they just started dating. Some people don't have sex right away, they wait. You can't blame the girl because the bf is still an idiot or maybe he didn't know how much it costs.
Holy fuck, $90???
204 - if he's using her moisturizer for jerking off, it's safe to assume that they're either living together, or he spends lot of time at her place. I know I would NOT be carrying around a $90 moisturizer around.
maybe give him sex then he won't use it duh
I have never heard of any medicinal moisturiser costing $90. I suffer with all sorts of horrible skin conditions all over my face and body and a whopping great tub of the stuff I use costs me about £7 (about $14). anything that pricey almost always tends to be high-end branded stuff.
Not all girls would like to open their legs for their boyfriends the moment they get with them.
182, wait... What? There's nothing wrong with still masturbating even though you're in a relationsship! No need to assume that they don't have sex.
Problem?
What are you, the 51 year old virgin? I'd expect that question from a teenager, but really? I didn't know that in your land whenever you feel horny you get to stick it in your girlfriend and use her as a sperm receptacle or some kind of sex toy. Get over it, even people with healthy sex lives wank. It's natural.
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Show it anywayUh, don't know if you're aware, but "read between the lines" doesn't mean "make shit up" like you think it does. It says a bottle, not a basement. She'd be pissed if he did it even a few times. And your point has nothing to do with mine, even if it had actually been valid.
The real problem here is you spending $90 on moisturizer
OP should buy him some generic version of Vaseline that costs about a dollar for a vat!
160- *continues to watch the awkward pick up scene from a distance*
42 - Sometimes you just want a solo tug job. You should know that by now.
Lotion makes the penis soft, hydrated and healthy. Good for him
The internets has turned into a very hostile place
152- it does. Moisturizer on his dick would make it slippery. I'm assuming...
Well OP, I reckon you have to keep your penis moisturized too. Quit complaining
174- I don't think OP has a penis...
I meant dicks need to be moisturized also
No...just no
Is it scented? If so I think you might have a problem.
How?
Then his dick could smell like lavender or some other weird scent. And honestly now, would you want that
239 - Sounds better than it smelling like smegma.
Yes, I agree. Keeping a proactive sexual relationship with your significant other is just as important as keeping a positive emotional relationship. On a side note: ShroomsonAcid- If I'm not mistaken, Alex Grey is the artist of your icon photo. If I am mistaken, you would be facinated by his art as well as his insight on life.
Yes, I can see your comment as being a joke but, I agree with it. Yes, self-sex is healthy and sometimes necessary, but I believe connecting sexually with your SO could be enough for a couple if they understand each others needs to the fullest. Alex Grey helped change my perspective on life through his explanation and wisdom on the "spirit molecule". His rich understanding on, vibrating on such high frequencies, is powerful! Of course, I had to try it out myself, and I found Alex Grey to be pure truth!
Yay for masturbation, sometimes my right, middle finger is my only friend (Forever alone) :(
Damn it took me forever to get this posted. I must have sent it 3 or 4 times already. If all of them suddenly appear, you'll know why. 133- I agree, as sex can be a profoundly intense experience that leaves you satisfied for extended periods of time, but often regular daily life responsibilities can restrict its occurrence. My SO works long hours, and that coupled with my sex drive is a sure recipe for some self love. As you said, sometimes it's necessary. Thank you for suggesting I look into Alex Grey's philosophies. I haven't read about them specifically, but I certainly will now. I find the Western view of reality skewed, materialistic, and severely limited, so I'm always interested in new perspectives on the subject.
If you was doin your job he wouldn't have to wank thus you would still have your 90$ bottle of moisturizer
+1 to what shrooms said about 222
"..that was..YOUR moisturizer?"
73, no. Just no.
73- seriously? Are you.....fucking stupid?
It's moisturiser, not moisturizer.
It's moisturiser, not moisturizer.
Try hiding it? Or when you run out of the lotion fill the bottle with a cheap lotion. He probably won't notice the difference. Hopefully.
Or you know, make him pay for it next time.
Well that too, of course.
Op is a girl they don't need a reason to buy a 90$ lotion bottle other then liking it-.-
Not true! I'm a girl and even I wouldn't spend 90$ on moisturizer just because 'I like it'. I'd spend 90$ on it if I needed that particular brand though. Maybe OP needs that brand because of allergies or a skin condition. It's not necessarily a matter of 'just liking it'. Though it totally could be, lol.
No guy should have to wank if they have a girlfriend!
Ummm..../have/ to? No /want/ to?? Completely different. There's nothing wrong with appreciating ones own body. Everyone has needs and expecting someone to complete each and every one of them doesn't sound fair to either party. (as long as it doesn't interfere with the time spent together) touch away all you want. Hell even use my $90 lotion, just make sure it was worth it to you!
Females don't just spread their legs every time their boyfriend wants a piece.
I have sex all the time with my husband.. Doesn't stop me from getting myself off without him. Doh
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Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.
Problem?