By brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML
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Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."

Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?

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Sounds like your dad isn't very sensitive.

Or he taught his kids to laugh at themselves. Zits aren't shameful things we need to be sensitive about. Jebus!

Buuuurrrrnnnn!!!! -Kelso voice You might want to apply ice to that burn and acne medicine to that zit. But don't worry, it will be gone before you know it.

I think it really would depend on OP's relationship with their father. If he's always a joking kind of guy, and they poke fun at eachother, I think that was a pretty funny thing to say. However, if they don't have a good relationship and the dad said this just to be mean, that's not cool.

I feel like if they didn't have a good relationship to the point where he purposefully tries to hurt OP, then he wouldn't have given her a ride to the airport.

Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?

remember that game "bomberman" of 16 bits? It's head was a bomb. .

When "face-palms" became to mainstream :D

Well, there was an underwear bomber, terrorists are getting creative... so why not?

Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."

This was fantastic.

You sir, won this whole thread.

that would be the worst comeback in the history of this universe...

I understand why you might be upset about his comment but it's actually really funny, sorry. Hopefully you'll laugh at it one day! :)

At least, you learned it from him and not someone else.

Or like the mirror?

Well, your dad has a sense of humor. A mean one.

That was a good burn, you have to admit. You're probably still beautiful as hell, so don't worry.

What if OP is a girl?

What difference does OP's gender make? Nothing changes in the FML or the fact that their dad has a pretty good sense of humour lol

he's so mindful and cares about your welfare

He said bomb! (tackles op to the ground). "And that kids is how i got on the no fly list."