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Sounds like your dad isn't very sensitive.
Or he taught his kids to laugh at themselves. Zits aren't shameful things we need to be sensitive about. Jebus!
I think it really would depend on OP's relationship with their father. If he's always a joking kind of guy, and they poke fun at eachother, I think that was a pretty funny thing to say. However, if they don't have a good relationship and the dad said this just to be mean, that's not cool.
I feel like if they didn't have a good relationship to the point where he purposefully tries to hurt OP, then he wouldn't have given her a ride to the airport.
Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?
remember that game "bomberman" of 16 bits? It's head was a bomb. .
When "face-palms" became to mainstream :D
*too
Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."
This was fantastic.
You sir, won this whole thread.
that would be the worst comeback in the history of this universe...
At least, you learned it from him and not someone else.
Well, your dad has a sense of humor. A mean one.
That was a good burn, you have to admit. You're probably still beautiful as hell, so don't worry.
What if OP is a girl?
What difference does OP's gender make? Nothing changes in the FML or the fact that their dad has a pretty good sense of humour lol
he's so mindful and cares about your welfare
He said bomb! (tackles op to the ground). "And that kids is how i got on the no fly list."
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Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."
Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?