Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
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janefrom1979 0
maybe he has a girlfriend and he felt guilty.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
There has to be more to this story then you know or are telling us.
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Comments (179)
Vaetrus 0
You turned him into a homosexual...
Dogman332 0
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YDI Ha Die hard Die hard dsfgdfgdfgfdgdf dfgdgdfgdsfgdfgfd k g Oh and btw SECOND
AlexZB 0
i don't think a guy would react that way if she was just a bad kisser... you must just be an incredibly awkward person
muchocaliente 0
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First to be awesomely sexy. ;) And YDI for being a ****.
Fucktroll 0
............««»»/................... /.........../(.(^)..)............ |............|../''..|..............| ................|||.................. ............( )( )/............... Is gonna happen if u don't kiss guys u JUST MET
Reyo 2
@78: Just thinking that. You're either way too fast, or way too socially awkward. Did you actually put effort into the kiss or did you kinda sit there thinking "OHSHIT! WATDOIDO WATDOIDO WATDOIDO!?"?
Intoxicunt 6
#78, what is that? :/
will90 5
Best first comment I've ever seen.
cerebellum_fml 0
78 watches too much ****.
americayay 0
Has anyone else noticed that OP is from UTAH?! OP: You're in the most religious state in the country. Odds are, this guy has a bunch of Jesus hang-ups and just feels like he's not supposed to be doing that period, not just with you. It's highly unlikely that it's personal. In fact, if you were able to get such a reaction from him, you should be flattered. He probably just feels bad. Just stay off of him in the future. If that's not the case, then that's just really weird.
LaughingVeggies 0
#108 Has got it. He's religious and probably has an age at which he can kiss someone. Mormons usually are allowed gf's at age 16.
EMR_fml 0
@ 108 The amount of religious bigotry in that comment is absolutely appalling.
MrCanoe 5
How so, it's pretty much true. Look up the Dugger Family the one with 19 kids they have a show on TLC. The oldest Son was so religious with his now wife that they literately did not kiss till there wedding day
allmidnighteyes 11
The Duggar mom's ****** is seriously a ******* baby cannon
beckmanj1 0
I'm guessing that she's really hot, so hot that he prematurely ejaculated and is too embarrassed to see her again :)
americayay 0
Yeah, how so exactly? I said he "odds are". It IS the most religious state in the country, so the "ODDS ARE" that's the explanation. I didn't even say he was mormon.
hat_fml 0
That sucks... did he say why?
Brandosyn 0
@ #139 Agreed, he went home to scrub a few million "potential children" outta his undies. He probably figured that if HE knew he shot his wad, that she did too. (Or at least she would have if he'd stuck around long enough for her to slide a hand in his Levi's.) Try and tell me that wouldn't have been much worse OP, a surprise handful of baby-batter?
My2864 1
why is she a ****? its not like she ****** him.. just cuz you cant get anyone doesnt mean others are unable to get over yourself and dont be so damn judgemental
hady9090 0
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You must be either really awkward, a bad kisser or REALLY ugly for that to happen
lalalanono 8
3 - You have a very limited, shallow imagination.
plexico 4
Your mouth tastes like ass.
dummydory 4
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Maybe your a bad kisser. I think you should find another guy and practice kissing with him. ;)
happylappy 21
You're
janefrom1979 0
maybe he has a girlfriend and he felt guilty.
Anonanimal 0
I think your explanation makes the most sense. I mean if she was just awkward he wouldn't have waited until they kissed to want to go home. And being a bad kisser doesnt usually spawn that reaction
orangef1zz 0
It could also be that he's Mormon and he would get in trouble if his parents found out. She lives in Utah, after all.
the_stereotype 0
that's what i thought too...or maybe he felt guilty for some reason...like if she was his friend's sister or something...idk
abeals2 0
thats what I was thinking, some religious belief or something
bassfisher100 23
this was my first thought
ChrisMora 16
That's exactly what I thought.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
There has to be more to this story then you know or are telling us.
allmidnighteyes 11
Dude was probably super Mormon. And we all know how crazy Mormons are *cough*Stephenie Meyer*cough*
Whirling_Kumquat 0
Amen.
FireFlie07 20
Haha, that is totally what I was going to say. Has to be some crazy Mormon where kissing before marrying is illegal.
deathmajestic 0
haha twilight sucks
xkat356 0
Hahahaha, I was just thinking that. This FML is too Twilight-ish. OMGZ, OP, YOUR BF IS EDWARD CULLEN!!! I LUURVESS HIM!!
DiscoReject 2
Such a troll...
michaelcarell 0
he's probably not allowed to date
Dudewhthapensnow 0
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This FML sucks I've had worse happen to me!! I was at the movies and i was making out with my girlfriend gets up and says "Brb honey-bun i gota go tinkle" she never returned...
XOfiestypixie 0
be glad she didn't come back then, if that's the way she spoke. =)
jbt420 0
lollllllllllllll funny shit
chronicpirat 0
yeah He probably was morman boy