By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:26 - United States
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Has anyone else noticed that OP is from UTAH?! OP: You're in the most religious state in the country. Odds are, this guy has a bunch of Jesus hang-ups and just feels like he's not supposed to be doing that period, not just with you. It's highly unlikely that it's personal. In fact, if you were able to get such a reaction from him, you should be flattered. He probably just feels bad. Just stay off of him in the future. If that's not the case, then that's just really weird.
@ #139 Agreed, he went home to scrub a few million "potential children" outta his undies. He probably figured that if HE knew he shot his wad, that she did too. (Or at least she would have if he'd stuck around long enough for her to slide a hand in his Levi's.) Try and tell me that wouldn't have been much worse OP, a surprise handful of baby-batter?
Dude was probably super Mormon. And we all know how crazy Mormons are *cough*Stephenie Meyer*cough*
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This FML sucks I've had worse happen to me!! I was at the movies and i was making out with my girlfriend gets up and says "Brb honey-bun i gota go tinkle" she never returned...