By Mikey - 28/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML
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fatfaceunited 0

forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours

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qwerty3 0

Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard hope ur knee gets better :)

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fatfaceunited 0

forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours

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Jimboom 11

HA HA! Tried to be a flash git and ****** yourself over. YDI

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greenman_fml 0

Your knee is a likely excuse. Admit that you were going Hoggin and be done with it.

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qwerty3 0

Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard hope ur knee gets better :)

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Alastor13X 8

Agreed, she's a bitch. OP still kind of deserves it though. After something like surgery, you really need to watch what you do for a while, cleared or not.

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rukusrazor 0

Yeah, **** her. You dodged a bullet. Ooooo-lay!

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Jemm_fml 29

#8: w...tf. lol. OP: she shoulda laughed it off :/

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lym777 0

You totally deserve it. You never drop your dance partner. If you do, it's always your fault. That's the responsibility of the lead - to look out for their follows and protect them from injury. Sounds like you went for a really deep dip, which is a bad idea for a new dance partner in general, and a very bad idea when your knee is weak. Plus, going for a kiss in the middle of a dance? That's just decoyey and uncomfortable thing to do. Being a good dancer doesn't give you an excuse to try to take advantage of your partner. Creep. I wouldn't dance with you either.

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maggiemae14 2

holy shit, you wrote a book. is this THAT important?

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shadexilmaendu 4

GistOh that's right, he should have gotten her written consent foe their first kiss. Cus you know, a guy who tries to be romantic and sweep a girl off her feet on the dance floor is obviously a pervert. People like you are almost as bad as the rape apologists. One extreme is not better then the other.

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D40 2

If my boyfriend dropped me I'd laugh at it because 1 it was a mistake and 2 he couldn't help me Also going in for a kiss would b romantic .! Ira not a douche move

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infantrygirl 0

Yeah... if she won't talk to you because of an accident like that, you can do much better. Personally, I would have just laughed something like that off. She sounds like a stuck-up bitch.

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Rodjmeister 0

if she doesn't understand that you were injured, she probably wouldn't understand much else. (i've done this before and it's still a huge inside joke between me and my girlfriend)

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