By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

He said erection, not direction. No wonder he's pissed.

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GoW_Chick 14

STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!

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Ali_Br_fml 33

That's why I don't give directions... Fyl op There are always some creeps around...

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DooleyFTW 17
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Yeah op this singular isolated incident is the sole reason number 1 doesn't give directions! How can you live with yourself knowing you were part of that?

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SkoomaKi 27
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You get out of that bush and stroke him back! Return the favor.

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LiyIa_fml 8

Why didn't you use pepper spray!? ;D

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flamegrilled123 3
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Because pepper spray is illegal in the uk

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Wederoney 16
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WTF?!? I bet this guy had some kind of gore fetish. Some people are into really weird stuff these days.

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Nxty 2
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Well, at least you helped someone out today OP. They may have been really creepy but you did a good deed!

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jomo111 5
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Talk about life's "ah ha" moments

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Jonkbaby 22
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was his name David Wain?

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GoW_Chick 14

STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!

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shellz102 12
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It's just one of those days....

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j_cat187 19
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*op kicks nuts with such force in which nuclear fusion occurs*

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Pentium_4 27
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Favorite movie of all time

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gogreen8856 0
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at least he didn't rape you

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iDoubtWhales 7
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That's a way to show love. My grandpa does that all the time!

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aarmyoftoast 0
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Wow you comment a lot

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every1luvsboners 11

He said erection, not direction. No wonder he's pissed.

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skittihorse 8
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I believe your username fits perfectly with your comment.

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amanda_d95 9
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That happens with a lot of people's comments and pictures, too lol

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khaya 9
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He will have to get rid of that erection before he can piss.

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farhil 14
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It's called sitting down and leaning forward... I learned that one the hard way. Sorry, I couldn't resist the pun.

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VoteForTaco 8
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That's what you get for being nice, something like that happened to me once...

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's what you get for running into psychos.

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VoteForTaco 8
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True...true....

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KiddNYC1O 20

Thank you.

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wave7891 0
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I luv ur profile pic knida creepy tho...

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islander03 5
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darn those sneaky old people!

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Pentium_4 27
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Old people can be expert trolls! And they know they can get away with it

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akito11 5
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Well I'm sure you've been told this but no good deed goes unpunished

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calithebandgeek 0

Chuck Testa strikes again.

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BBGeeks 5
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I think you're leaving out a part. What happened after he pushed you into the bush?

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modulusoperandy 7
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#9 have the exact same thought as me. Did he just merely pushed you into the bush and just ran away? Or is there something more to this FML?

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skittihorse 8
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Oh you'll see it on the news tomorrow.

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CookieMonstr19 0

Rape.

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ImFrackinBored 13

He sped off in his cart.

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DocBastard 38
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Maybe he was pushing you out of the way of a speeding car and saved your life. Did you ever think of that? NO! You're too caught up in bashing the elderly to see the truth! Get your head out of your ass, you ungrateful fuck!

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GoW_Chick 14

^ Angry old man...

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DocBastard 38
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I AM NOT! AND GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!

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ICATiger 13
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I guess he has a dildo up his ass. Maybe that's why his crancky

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ICATiger 13
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Damn it *he is... Wait wait I can phrase this better how about.... "you would be angry to if you had a dildo up your ass" there much better

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GoW_Chick 14

Oh Doc, it's okay I'll get you your meds crushed in applesauce. Doesn't that sound nice? :)

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Jakesterk96 8

Old people don't have those kind of reflexes.

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shoopd 19
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22 - Sooooo close...*too

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diamondace1 0
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Hey doc y would someone ask for directions in the middle of the street thats just stupid

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l0v3p4in 7
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The driver had a hypoglycemic episode and fell unconscious. Car steered onto sidewalk. Old man tried to save OP after attempts to seduce her were cut short.

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Abbeygale 8
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Lol he had time to stroke her face and hold her hand before pushing her out the way of a speeding car?

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DjeePee 24
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There are a lot of Ew-FML's nowadays, aren't they? Ew. And also: what happened next?

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