By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom
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Yeah op this singular isolated incident is the sole reason number 1 doesn't give directions! How can you live with yourself knowing you were part of that?
You get out of that bush and stroke him back! Return the favor.
Because pepper spray is illegal in the uk
Bush push!
WTF?!? I bet this guy had some kind of gore fetish. Some people are into really weird stuff these days.
Well, at least you helped someone out today OP. They may have been really creepy but you did a good deed!
Talk about life's "ah ha" moments
was his name David Wain?
It's just one of those days....
*op kicks nuts with such force in which nuclear fusion occurs*
Favorite movie of all time
at least he didn't rape you
That's a way to show love. My grandpa does that all the time!
Wow you comment a lot
I believe your username fits perfectly with your comment.
That happens with a lot of people's comments and pictures, too lol
He will have to get rid of that erection before he can piss.
It's called sitting down and leaning forward... I learned that one the hard way. Sorry, I couldn't resist the pun.
That's what you get for being nice, something like that happened to me once...
True...true....
I luv ur profile pic knida creepy tho...
darn those sneaky old people!
Old people can be expert trolls! And they know they can get away with it
Well I'm sure you've been told this but no good deed goes unpunished
I think you're leaving out a part. What happened after he pushed you into the bush?
#9 have the exact same thought as me. Did he just merely pushed you into the bush and just ran away? Or is there something more to this FML?
Oh you'll see it on the news tomorrow.
Maybe he was pushing you out of the way of a speeding car and saved your life. Did you ever think of that? NO! You're too caught up in bashing the elderly to see the truth! Get your head out of your ass, you ungrateful fuck!
I AM NOT! AND GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!
I guess he has a dildo up his ass. Maybe that's why his crancky
Damn it *he is... Wait wait I can phrase this better how about.... "you would be angry to if you had a dildo up your ass" there much better
22 - Sooooo close...*too
Hey doc y would someone ask for directions in the middle of the street thats just stupid
The driver had a hypoglycemic episode and fell unconscious. Car steered onto sidewalk. Old man tried to save OP after attempts to seduce her were cut short.
Lol he had time to stroke her face and hold her hand before pushing her out the way of a speeding car?
There are a lot of Ew-FML's nowadays, aren't they? Ew. And also: what happened next?
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He said erection, not direction. No wonder he's pissed.
STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!