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Mr Milford, United States 32 years-old Single

dharp7 16 November 2011, 05:23 United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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blondie101 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Poetry in politics

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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