FML : Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing...

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Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By silkysmooth - / Monday 31 October 2011 23:29 / United States

Intimacy

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By Tristyxxx | 24

#3523325 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 08:49

Replace it with nair

By goldfishgod | 20

#3523370 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:01

Silky pubes are a huge turn-on.

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By Tristyxxx | 24

#3523325 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 08:49

Replace it with nair

Iffyy | 6

#3523418 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:25

Are you sure he's not using it in place of lube?

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3523439 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:32

13- That kind of goes hand in hand with the initial intent.

Jovecove | 13

#3524084 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 01:31

13 - When I read the fml the first time, I was expecting op to say that he used it in place of lube too.

n_epic_fail | 14

#3524109 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 01:37

Hay, in his defense his pubes probably smell great!

khaytah | 0

#3528583 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 03:56

So I'm not the only one that does this?

MissBadwolf | 4

#3535532 - Thursday 3 November 2011 12:00

Exactly. If his pubes are manky enough to need conditioning, he should probably get rid of them :S

AceArctic | 4

#3918561 - Saturday 21 January 2012 02:38

98 - No.

By EMTPirate | 0

#3523350 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 08:56

Nair burns on your junk, trust me. Tell him to shave and start going down himself and you'll take more trips down south.

FruityLoooons | 8

#3523518 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 10:26

That was the point, bro.

By fthislyfe | 22

#3523353 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 08:57

Does he dye his pubes too?

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3526388 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 10:12

Good point. Check your hair straightener for stray pubes too. He's manscaping.

mcday | 5

#3528854 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 04:45

I dyed mine hot pink with a neon green frosted tips, just sayin

ricky04181900 | 1

#3529282 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 06:27

Heya I know about Iran, very nice place Have a lot of friends here in Tokyo And I'm not Japanese, I'm Indian It's a nice place too :)

blushy | 14

#3734853 - Thursday 15 December 2011 04:41

did it get you more head or scare them away..

By GiggidyPants | 0

#3523367 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:00

seems like a logical idea

By kings1fan | 6

#3523369 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:01

It's Halloween! No one wants to here about pubes hahah

cinderella10383 | 6

#3524068 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 01:26

Hear even

stacianichole | 2

#3525957 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 08:14

Why on Halloween does no one want to hear about pubes?

yankfan89 | 27

#3527015 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:33

Apparently Halloween is a magical day in which pubes do not exist

By goldfishgod | 20

#3523370 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:01

Silky pubes are a huge turn-on.

boner_till_icoll | 0

#3523422 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:26

then u'll love mine

iFizzgig | 11

#3524134 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 01:42

Giggity

chlolzah | 0

#3730156 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:25

I love how 69 people have voted thumbs up hahahha I guess she wants a blowie too ;)

By mariazzz | 5

#3523377 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:04

This made me lol. What the? Next thing you know he'll be putting pretty bows down there too

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4631462 - Saturday 30 June 2012 01:17

No dude. Cleanliness and decoration are seperate matters.

By TheAftermath | 0

#3523395 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:11

Oh, that's so.....manly.. *cough

boner_till_icoll | 0

#3523414 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:24

and sexy *cough*cough*

MissBadwolf | 4

#3535524 - Thursday 3 November 2011 11:57

Yes. How unmanly to be concerned about one's appearance.

By julien86_fml | 2

#3523400 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:12

So did it work for him? Is he getting more BJ ?

By tgenre | 1

#3523405 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 09:17

He's not conditioning...he's jerking off with it! Duh

here4theparty | 4

#3529422 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 07:20

I would have to agree. He isn't getting the pleasure from that prude bitch so he's Prolly taking matters in his own hand. Haha get it... hand.

boohbah1789 | 0

#3628280 - Thursday 24 November 2011 03:37

That's what I think too xD

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