Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
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Tristyxxx
| 24
Replace it with nair
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goldfishgod
| 20
Silky pubes are a huge turn-on.
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Tristyxxx
| 24
Replace it with nair
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Iffyy
| 6
Are you sure he's not using it in place of lube?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
13- That kind of goes hand in hand with the initial intent.
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Jovecove
| 13
13 - When I read the fml the first time, I was expecting op to say that he used it in place of lube too.
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Hay, in his defense his pubes probably smell great!
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khaytah
| 0
So I'm not the only one that does this?
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MissBadwolf
| 4
Exactly. If his pubes are manky enough to need conditioning, he should probably get rid of them :S
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AceArctic
| 4
98 - No.
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EMTPirate
| 0
Nair burns on your junk, trust me. Tell him to shave and start going down himself and you'll take more trips down south.
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FruityLoooons
| 8
That was the point, bro.
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fthislyfe
| 22
Does he dye his pubes too?
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
Good point. Check your hair straightener for stray pubes too. He's manscaping.
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mcday
| 5
I dyed mine hot pink with a neon green frosted tips, just sayin
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ricky04181900
| 1
Heya
I know about Iran, very nice place
Have a lot of friends here in Tokyo
And I'm not Japanese, I'm Indian
It's a nice place too :)
I know about Iran, very nice place
Have a lot of friends here in Tokyo
And I'm not Japanese, I'm Indian
It's a nice place too :)
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blushy
| 14
did it get you more head or scare them away..
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GiggidyPants
| 0
seems like a logical idea
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kings1fan
| 6
It's Halloween! No one wants to here about pubes hahah
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cinderella10383
| 6
Hear even
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stacianichole
| 2
Why on Halloween does no one want to hear about pubes?
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yankfan89
| 27
Apparently Halloween is a magical day in which pubes do not exist
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goldfishgod
| 20
Silky pubes are a huge turn-on.
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boner_till_icoll
| 0
then u'll love mine
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iFizzgig
| 11
Giggity
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chlolzah
| 0
I love how 69 people have voted thumbs up hahahha I guess she wants a blowie too ;)
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mariazzz
| 5
This made me lol. What the? Next thing you know he'll be putting pretty bows down there too
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
No dude. Cleanliness and decoration are seperate matters.
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TheAftermath
| 0
Oh, that's so.....manly.. *cough
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boner_till_icoll
| 0
and sexy *cough*cough*
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MissBadwolf
| 4
Yes. How unmanly to be concerned about one's appearance.
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julien86_fml
| 2
So did it work for him? Is he getting more BJ ?
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tgenre
| 1
He's not conditioning...he's jerking off with it! Duh
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here4theparty
| 4
I would have to agree. He isn't getting the pleasure from that prude bitch so he's Prolly taking matters in his own hand. Haha get it... hand.
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boohbah1789
| 0
That's what I think too xD