1- It depends on how clean it is.

Atleast a sterile environment was created :)

3- I agree. Applying hand sanitizer to his penis might not be that big of a problem, but for OP it definitely changed the inner environment of her vagina, at least for a while, and it may not be a healthy change.

Clean sex might be good sex but dirty sex is better.

I roll around in piles of garbage before sex, as a way of claiming my territory with my partner. No man will go near her for weeks ;).

Why did she have hand sanitizer on her night stand?

93-I personally always like keep my hand sanitizer, hand lotion, hand gloves, and other things handy on my nightstand.

Because cleanliness is next to godliness.

99 omg so punny!

Yes ;)

I was quite sure that if you don't have sex your penis will fall off from being backed up to hell.

People obviously didn't get the Mean Girls reference :')

It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! ;)

You go Glen Coco!

"Its to but Chlamydia is such a pretty name, I think I want to name my daughter Chlamydia." Don't worry girl, some of us got the awesome movie reference.

Fuck, that auto correct doesn't even make sense. Sorry guys...

Don't have sex in the missionary, don't have sex standing up...just don't do it promise! Alright everybody take some rubbers!!

I am confused.. that chlamydia thing is a "waiting" reference right? Anywho.. did they finish? it's just pain..

Mean Girls' quotes are too overused.

She doesn't even go here!

88-No. They're too fetch to be overused.

While if you won't have sex, you won't die.

He's almost too gay to function

101 - Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

110- Are you acting that way because I'm the only one you've told about your nose job?

Coach Karr's got the facts straight. Statistically, everyone who has had sex and later became pregnant, has died. It's been proven time and time again.

88- but awesome

Hahah! Mean girls, that is SO fetch

Pretty sure #2 is also referring to twilight. You know, Bella has sex with Edward, gets pregnant with half vamp spawn from hell, and dies after giving birth, then gets brought back to life as a vampire.

It'll be that damn .1% that will get to them.

Yeah, it always seems like the stragglers make it.

~Blame the .1%! #occupy~

This comment has 69 likes xD Hopefully we can preserve this perfection!

No, but maybe we can help yours reach 69 dislikes.

I officially was the 69th person to dislike your comment! You're welcome. On a different note, 36 would that be occupy vagina? I'm a little scared by that idea/image.

I was the 70th dislike!

Why do so many people feel the need to keep the likes at 69? It is getting old.

The fact that it was lubed doesn't really justify all their pain..

Actually it wouldn't be lubed because hand sanitizer is alcohol-based and alcohol evaporates fairly quickly!

I'd rather be filthy than have hand sanitizer in my vagina.

Why were they so close together anyway?

I actually like to be in a separate bed from my boyfriend when we have sex.

I bet that's a sight to see...

I think he meant the lube and hand sanitizer. XD

Now I feel bad. 40 actually made a good point.

Maybe I'm misreading, but you're saying unprotected sex kills sperm and ovaries? So how were we born?:O

She's saying that the sanitizer would kill them, not the sex lol

So if they used a condom AND hand sanitizer, the ovaries would still be safe?

#28 and #16 it really wasn't that difficult. They would not have needed to use protection as the hand sanitizer would kill the sperm. The last thought about the ovaries indicates from then on they would not have to use protection as the ovaries would be killed too.

I almost put lube in my purse the other day thinking it was my mini bottle of sanitizer. Lol

I doubt it. I would have continued to keep them next to each other.

The last person who used hand sanitiser as lube on FML had to wear an adult diaper for a week...