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Um...your sweetie is a sociopath!

Now that you know, you have to address this. He's not a puppy he's a person and also a small amount of pee may have made it into the bottles if they have the push open tops. 😔

that's nasty, my husband pees in the shower too but he uses the drain like everyone else! I cant even understand why anyone would pee on the soaps that are probably sitting on the side of the tub, and then you'll have stale pee sitting underneath them😰

Don't tell me he also poops in his hand and throws it towards the toilet.

Pee does wash off, at least he’s not peeing into bottle. There are worst places to aim at in the shower.

When OP discusses the peeing in the shower with her SO I imagine it might go light this;

SO:
"It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal."

OP:
"Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of...urine?"

(quotes taken from Seinfeld)

It’s only ok to pee in the shower if you are a puppy or have been drinking.

Sometimes I think relationships require a subtle level of nuance that I'm not great at pickuping up on. And then I hear stories like this...