Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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UsEumYong 4
Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dump his immature ass.
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Comments (148)
ThecomingofTan 9
I always knew the boy who cries out penis existed.
rogue2888 4
Wow. Was he dropped on his head at birth?
GoW_Chick 15
Just take him to chuckie cheese already so he'll shut up OP, then he'll be so worn out he will sleep on the car ride home... You need to take away your boyfriends man card, he doesn't deserve it.
ejjamael 5
you should watch 500 days of summer, then you will understand
lborgens 0
what a prick...
DasHaas 9
Either ditch him, or the next him he does it, whip out a really huge *****, sigh, and say "fine. bend over then." Or do both.
LordOfLincoln 6
At least he has a sense of humour! Beat him at his own game.
ladyLALAA 29
Grab his penis real hard and show him who's boss, what a child.
KiddNYC1O 22
"This is mine, this is where my babies come from." Family Guy reference.
ladyLALAA 29
Winning! She pretty much rapes him on that episode if I remember correctly..
dansco 25
You should shout out, small penis when he does it again!
mrphantomhive 0
That's when u yell "******"
Nitrozoid 5
Does it work? Uf it does I will shout it all the time.