By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 581
You deserved it 2 864

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Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that

Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)

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saffy66 34

Sounds like another ice junkie.

Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)

MisterKnowItAll 15

he's living life to the fullest.

Yes, because getting high off shit is "living the life."

we know it's a joke, is it a bad one?

^^ Yes. Definitely a bad one.

hopefully you're being sarcastic

Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that

At least he didn't try to eat your face off.

He must have been on that Molly

I know how you feel OP. Except i wasn't a cop, and the person who was high was my brother.

OP isn't a cop either.

Why is #31 downvoted? I thought OP wasn't a cop either because the FML says "another" paramedic.

By the sound of your stress I think you need the same shit that the guy was on

Meh, he doesn't need to be the reason for someone else's FML. Some "medicinal" pot should be plenty...

MdMan2 23

He must've had a wild night. :)

I've heard some places they are now giving ketamine to calm people like that down because nothing else works. Glad you all got to go home that night.