By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
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who_even_cares02 10
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Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that

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Ravensmoon666 19
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Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)

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saffy66 34

Sounds like another ice junkie.

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Ravensmoon666 19
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Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)

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MisterKnowItAll 15

he's living life to the fullest.

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SpyroMello 29
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Yes, because getting high off shit is "living the life."

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thatguynamedsky 32
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we know it's a joke, is it a bad one?

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laden_swallow09 34
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^^ Yes. Definitely a bad one.

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ubeenbagged 6
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hopefully you're being sarcastic

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who_even_cares02 10
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Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that

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bandaidstations 28
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At least he didn't try to eat your face off.

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likeableme 9
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He must have been on that Molly

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jmsouthe7 3
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I know how you feel OP. Except i wasn't a cop, and the person who was high was my brother.

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Silver7827 14
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OP isn't a cop either.

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JayGatsby 25
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Why is #31 downvoted? I thought OP wasn't a cop either because the FML says "another" paramedic.

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tanziir1 14
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By the sound of your stress I think you need the same shit that the guy was on

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Anony2014 10
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Meh, he doesn't need to be the reason for someone else's FML. Some "medicinal" pot should be plenty...

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MdMan2 23

He must've had a wild night. :)

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jay_south 19
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I've heard some places they are now giving ketamine to calm people like that down because nothing else works. Glad you all got to go home that night.

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