Sounds like another ice junkie.

Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)

he's living life to the fullest.

Yes, because getting high off shit is "living the life."

we know it's a joke, is it a bad one?

^^ Yes. Definitely a bad one.

hopefully you're being sarcastic

Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that

Sadly, most work is voluntary slavery. We are just paid enough to progress and maintain life, and if lucky, a few treats along the way. We can only strive for better, and attempt to do the best we can.

Thats deep dude

Aren't you a ray of sunshine.

You just went there but that is the sad truth

This is probably the most intelligent thing I've read on FML. Well done. Listen to this man, he speaks the truth.

You... I like the way you think

Except slavery is literally being forced to work for someone, so if you volunteer it's not forced anymore. Nice try though.

"If you don't build your dreams, someone else with hire you to build theirs" If you let someone reduce your life to "voulantary slavery" you deserve it. And don't attempt to do the best you can, just do it. None of this attempting bullshit. You have to believe there is no possible way you can be stopped. That's the only way to make it. That's the problem with people today they give up too easy. You gotta fight for what you want no matter what others tell you but no one wants to fight anymore. They just accept the paycheck and slink back to their computers where they're comfortable. There's my rant for the day. Peace.

You're the type of person who thinks McDonalds should be a career

At least he didn't try to eat your face off.

He must have been on that Molly

I know how you feel OP. Except i wasn't a cop, and the person who was high was my brother.

OP isn't a cop either.

Try

Why is #31 downvoted? I thought OP wasn't a cop either because the FML says "another" paramedic.

By the sound of your stress I think you need the same shit that the guy was on

Meh, he doesn't need to be the reason for someone else's FML. Some "medicinal" pot should be plenty...

He must've had a wild night. :)