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Bad habit, First!
no one cares if your first. op fyl
everyone knows the red coats have bad teeth
Well at least there is no crime there. The worst you guys got is drive by arguments :)
Yes people do.
And everyone knows Americans are retards? Stop generalising. Americans arn't retards, but a few of you on FML seem to have fallen from the inbred tree..
at least our teeth don't glow in the dark :D
I have always wanted to know what that picture of the green thing is. could you tell me?
57, looks like an x-ray of a bird inside an egg or outside...cant really tell.
wear a mouthguard while you're asleep
Modern Shitfare 2 emblem...
I have sleep bruxism too. After buying several custom teeth guards at several hundred bucks each, I just discovered the $30 one at CVS which works great. Yes, a useful, non-offensive, non-hateful, friendly comment from me. If you don't like it, go **** yourself. Sorry, I had to throw that in there. I got a rep to protect.
keep up the good work! Love your comments.
Hmm, Doc, are you too stressed out? Maybe you *do* need to engage in some genuine anonymous assholery more often. And because I also have a (slightly different) rep to uphold: Mr. Doe uses a $2 guard from the Sports department. Because we're cheap like that. :]
Doc, now YOU, I like :D ♥
Jane- nah, I've been grinding my teeth since high school. My canines (the teeth, not dogs, silly) are ground completely flat. I tried the cheap sports mouthguard, but it was too big and uncomfortable. Alinefromme and tamiami, why thank you. I am truly honored. *deep bow* Where were you yesterday when someone accused me of being completely unlikeable?
Yes. Grrrrr.
I thought OP was Obsequious Penguin. I never learn from my mistakes. I guess I could make this comment 40 sentences long to protect my rep but I'm too lazy. Hi, IrishJane!
Does anyone like my clown. :/
no it scares me
well that was just a waste of money wasn't it? you're only going to wreck your teeth again from grinding them because of the stress of the money it cost to fix them!
Shoulda just stuck a towel between your teeth when you go to sleep. ;)
of course they wouldn't, thanks to noses :)
yea that dentist totally filled you up...wink wink
I agree with Doc. Try buying a cheap mouth guard first :) Im sure they sell them at most pharmacies
That would prevent the problem but not fix the teeth that were already damaged. I don't understand why OP didn't think of that when the issue first started.
At least you don't have sleep apnea.
Coincidentally, dreaming about your teeth breaking or falling out is thought to signify real-life stress over money. Odd, no?
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I have sleep bruxism too. After buying several custom teeth guards at several hundred bucks each, I just discovered the $30 one at CVS which works great. Yes, a useful, non-offensive, non-hateful, friendly comment from me. If you don't like it, go **** yourself. Sorry, I had to throw that in there. I got a rep to protect.
ouch. to your teeth and wallet.