Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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UsEumYong 4
Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dump his immature ass.
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Comments (148)
MsMeiriona 2
And you put up with this? Instead of dumping his ass? Even worse, your phrasing indicates you rewarded his behavior. Let him embarrass himself. His now single self, if you know what's good for you.
Baia_girl77 11
Wow so your dating a loser? I would dump his ass (or walk by a playground let him yell "penis" and watch as he gets swarmed by a mob of angry mothers)
123_omg 19
what a child. i would divorce in an instant if my husband ever pulled that BS...or left him when we were still just dating. time to date an ADULT
Shadow_Phantom 26
You're dating a 10 year old? FYL.
lvl19virgin 0
Brilliant!
kalbrek009 20
Definitely yell "small!" every time before he yells "penis!" & he will stop 99% guaranteed. Lol. Is he between the ages of 5 & 10? No mature self respecting man would act like a child in that manner...if he won't stop, "kick him to the curb" so to speak. :)
TomHarrow 5
what is he 10? Think its time for an upgrade.
TheNewGuy03 29
Oh, he just needs a time-out. And a Popsicle. Or maybe he's yelling that because that's what he wants. Whatever. |the kid|
dawnmarie90 0
Wow, I would dump him and find someone more intellectual. That's just ridiculous
stephc12 0
grown up little kid?