Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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UsEumYong 4
Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dump his immature ass.
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Comments (148)
mrbattleman 10
so that's how to get to second base! it's so obvious!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Wow.. If I saw that I would laugh my ass off.
AugustBurnsToast 14
What a childish thing to do
brenkite 5
Apparently op is a pedophile
nikkidoodle1995 0
Agreed!
hatesfate 6
You mean your ex-boyfriend right?
miadolcevita 6
(500) Days of Summer
ladyLALAA 29
That movie was such a waste of my life.
bling87 0
Best movie ever!!
Mirorbo 27
Darling, you do NOT need to be putting up with that level of immaturity. It's not worth it. Get away from him and find someone more level headed who doesn't act like he's 5.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sounds like you "expanded" on my comment. Penis joke? Ha? Ha.... No? :(
Victoria16_fml 0
What is he 5.?
91nash 2
Wow Victoria ur cute
jacob4592 0
U might as well date a 9 yr old if that is how he is going to act
Honestly_Lainey 21
Ok, umm... 1) ew. 2) it's illegal. 3) ew.
RensM 22
just let him, he is only embarrassing himself
onlychildFTW 34
Time to talk to this immature idiot. And if that doesn't work, leave him for someone mature.