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Send him some nudes in the midst of his t.v. watching

Next time tell him "Honey, can you turn your voume down? I like to hear my vibrator as it pleases me"


Wow. At least he trired. Maybe hide his charger?

Now for the follow through...

Wear something sexy, waltz around the room, and then make your move. That'll get his attention.

that's not gonna work.. im pretty sure that he's not watching tv, he's probably watching porn...oh phones these days

^You hit the nail in the head. He's obviously more interested in other things than having sex. This usually means there are deeper issues going on here. Original Poster, have you asked to watch his porn with him so you both get in the mood together?

Take away his phone

I'm not exactly sure she has that right.

After taking his phone she should also spank him ;). Who knows, that might get things going...

#38 that's better. She should use handcuffs too ;-)

Don't forget the whip.

Or the whip cream

he went to a smaller screen..... that was a dumb move.

Send him some nudes in the midst of his t.v. watching

Or put the T.V back in and watch a porno together

I would say, rock his world, and his phone. Sorry OP FYL

take away the phone. and the sex. his loss.

She doesn't have the right to just take his phone away.

Fuck you she doesn't....

Lol and the sex ?!!! have u even read the fml.

This is why smart phones ruin everything

Agreed- dumbphones were the real deal.

We're all just stupid people with smart phones. :)

Turn on a sexy show and act out a steamy scene.

How can you let pass SEX for Technology?!?!? Like where's your priorities man?!?! OP