Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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UsEumYong 4
Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dump his immature ass.
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Comments (148)
Livviegurl99 11
lol @ skool we play "the Penis Game" wer we all yell penis rly loud & who eva yells it the loudest without getting caught wins. it rly pisses off the teachers :P
Sidel 11
that's something a 3 year old do, scream until you get what you want. but YDI for dating him.
jobsman99 0
Sounds like when he threw his temper tantrum when he was 3 his Mom gave into him and it has worked ever since. Ignore him and walk away and don't give into him. If you give in he will behave like that for everything.
AyooXKayytee 0
'speaking of small things.. Yours is to small for me.'
islander1974 6
yell back, "DUMPED!!"
MeMareeh 0
The fact of you writing it here instead of just sending the child home to his mother indicates that you are encouraging his spoiled brat behavior. YDI
Petunia888 13
To all the people saying "dump him", think about that for a second. Dump him because he yells "PENIS" when he doesn't get his way? Wow, you guys are too serious.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Actually yes. I wouldn't want to date someone that immature. So unless the OP likes this behavior (which it appears that she doesn't) then she should dump him and find herself an adult. If he is this way about little things, just imagine how bad he'll be about big issues.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
He is acting like a spoilt 2 year old. Why would anyone want to be with someone so immature, childish and Pathethic that he resorts to trying to embarrass the OP when he doesn't get what he wants.
hpaisan38 13
Let him know his immaturity is not appreciated and makes him look a fool. If he doesn't stop, Dump him. You deserve better and there are more mature men out there who do not act like spoiled children.
physicist48 0
Dump him. He is apparently 12 years old. Find someone who isn't an embarrassment to guys everywhere.
unmistakablyamaz 4
Immature. I'd yell "Breakup!" and walk away.