Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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UsEumYong 4
Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dump his immature ass.
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Comments (148)
docscientist 10
Get into a penis yelling contest, that'll make him stop.
deequu 20
...and you should tell ******. OMG Y U SO STUPID?!?!?
Brelywi 15
YDI for dating a 12 year old.
goskatey 7
Goodluck by the proposal!
isis_morrigan 18
respond with "yes, yours is microscopic"
aFreedom127 9
Reply equally loud, "wish you had a bigger one!"
listicka 5
What is wrong with you, why are you still dating him if he behaves like he is child?
tonifeise 0
Too young for you, bro
Mr25_fml 14
That man does whatever he wants, WHENEVER he wants
bizarre_ftw 22
Slowly walk away, call the cops, and deny having anything to do with him (I highly doubt the cops will do more than talk to him and learn nothings wrong, but still, an eye for an eye)