Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
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autumn_kiki 0

If he wasn't good why would you lie and say he was? Did he even ask or did you take it upon yourself to lie for no reason?

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crazyarsedfly 14

She didnt say she lied to him. He may be really good at it. But it's gone to his head... so yea. FYL.

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armman 4

That's some hilarious shit. Also, first.

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AkihiroHattori5 0

Thanks for being an example of a good first poster; recording your opinion, THEN saying first, and not saying "FIRST!!!!!!!!!!" like an obnoxious loser. I bow to you since I have yet to be a first poster =(

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Reyo 2

You two are dating. Isn't being brutally honest about someone, like, 60% of the relationship? I think it's family members and other loved one are the ones who are allowed to be brutally honest to each other. Or is that just me? Either way, I told my girlfriend that her cooking sucked, and we worked on making it better (She added...WAY too much freaken salt...to everything.) She even thanked me.

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Subtext 10

#36: Yeah, right. The key to successful relationships is constructive criticism. I take it you two aren't dating THAT long yet, right?

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Thanitos 0

Your boyfriend is most likely gay, hate to tell you.

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famo5 5

that's great. you haven't even put a exclamation mark on the end. kudos to you.

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autumn_kiki 0

If he wasn't good why would you lie and say he was? Did he even ask or did you take it upon yourself to lie for no reason?

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armman 4

Why the **** do you guys even ask questions to authors? I have seen an author replying. >.

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polico_wolf 0

I think you mean you havent and I have seen an author replying before

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iJasper 8

What if she wasn't lying and now he just won't stop?

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KittyCatVargas 9

I was thinking that exact thing! Like maybe after awhile of singing she's getting bothered by it.

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luluca_fml 0

Tell him you were kidding ... problem solved.

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xyourstruly3 0

that's why you should always be honest. u dumb ass -__-

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KrystleLynn 0

...this isn't an fml, loser!

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ivoteno 0

what is wrong with these fml's lately.

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aleph1 0

are you guys like 5? if this is an FML i suggest you get out of your bubble and see how real life is

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jts2 3

FML, or so I like to think, is meant to be for little things that **** up the day, as a form of stress release and for other people's, "lulz". It's meant to be FUNNY. Not, "Today, I was in a horrible car crash with my wife and kids in the same vehicle. They died. I didn't get a scratch. FML" You get my point?

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jts2 3

Forgot to say (the edit button's gone now), that I agree with #10: But not for the same reason. People on a site meant for humor are growing bitter.

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cityofblues 0

Fair enough, but this isn't a daily annoyance and there aren't any 'lulz.' Her boyfriend is just singing. Not an FML.

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jts2 3

*shrug* It was funny to me. But, to each his own, I suppose.

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cityofblues 0

Really? You consider this an FML? I can't believe you even bothered to post this.

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AkihiroHattori5 0

I know! The only FML worse than this one is the one after it about the guy who felt cool "smoking" a bread stick that looked like a cigar. The comments have already been deactivated because the admins probably knew we'd go off on him lol.

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crazyarsedfly 14

She didnt say she lied to him. He may be really good at it. But it's gone to his head... so yea. FYL.

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perdix 29

I don't. No matter how fake and stupid the posts, we can always be creative with the comments to make them amusing. OP: Send your boyfriend to be on American Idol. Simon will fix him so he'll never sing again, but beware, he might be so nasty and sarcastic to your bf that he comes home with his genitals in a bag (and those ain't no happy sacks.)

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