By Cam - 21/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Holsworthy

Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 212
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sounds like u need to learn how to use photoshop a little better

YDI for Photoshopping your facebook profile.

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sounds like u need to learn how to use photoshop a little better

Sounds like instead of photoshopping pictures like a loser OP should try and lose weight

Or just get better at photoshopping. I'm assuming that it was so bad she looked emaciated, with the clear insults from people who knew it was fake.

Nobody is that good at photoshopping.

OP, when you can properly photoshop yourself thin, go apply at a magezine company, you could make thousands. In otherwords, leave it to the pros.

How pathetic can one really get?...

Or just not use it?

57 IT'S A GHOST!! Or did you photo shop the middle of your face off?

66 lol I've been waiting for someone to ask me if I photoshopped it. But I didn't sir, the flash was bright in my mirror.

Your username sucks

Oh shut up! If she's insecure & wants to photoshop her body just let her do it!

She should learn to ether be happy with her body or commit to working out or eating healthier. There's nothing wrong with curves and nothing wrong with getting fit and active. There is something wrong with being so insecure she feels the need to lie to other people, and herself, by editing a photo. It's not the truth and in life that's really all that matters.

Wtf is duck facing?! :O

I would tell you, but it's probably best you don't know.

I think you're blessed for not knowing, yet at the same time removed from society.

I'm with ya man.. above two commenters are assholes

Girls or sometimes even guys pouting their lips in an attempt to look sexy or cool. Only they don't. Look it up why don't you?

Meh, it's called a trout-pout where I'm from.

#2 It is a disgrace to human nature.

While your at it look up Coughing on google images.

What planet do you live on?

Oh I'm sorry. All of us adults can't keep up with you damn kids and your retarded new-age made-up lingo bullshit.

#92 Not all of you adults, my Grandma told me what duck face was.

92 is less current then grandma! Time to head onto good ol' urban dictionary.

There's a YouTube video dedicated to it you should check it out

I hope you're joking, unless you want me to remind you that people from the fifties on (in general) didn't exactly use textbook English…

92- sorry sir, lingo and slang is the evolution of a language in a culture, you don't gotta freak because you don't understand some of it.... Nor does it make it bullshit.

Well great. Y'all are evolving into a bunch of morons. And don't sir me, I work for a living.

wait, so your calling people morons and getting mad at them for treating you with respect by calling you sir in the same lost? how does that work?

post* and nvm according to ur little bio ur actually 25-26 and masterfully trolling us all. if so, well played sir, well played.

YDI for Photoshopping your facebook profile.

Yeah, YDI. But I mean, we don't admit it, but a lot of peeps probly do

YDI for trying to be something you're not. If you are not happy with the way you look, you can fix it in real life, then you can be more than "virtually" good looking.

What I'd like to know, was if Op was in a bikini or something. How else would her tum be showing?

51 - by wearing a mid drift shirt....

Op, if you're going to take a new profile pic and you're worried about your stomach, play it safe and just take a pic of your face. Photoshop is pretty easy to spot.

39- real life? I've never heard of that server

122 - It's alright. Graphics are fantastic if you don't have the blindness glitch. Gameplay is usually shite though.

#39 - My draenei is hot, so I don't have to be.

136- I prefer night elves, myself.

Sorry but YDI for photo-shopping for FB. I don't know what duck belly is but if it's half as bad as duck face, it's hideous. Stop giving false impressions. If you don't like your looks, change them - not the picture.

I agree to the point where you say if you're not happy with how you look then change it. People may believe that there is a 'perfect' body type but if you want to change your body type to that, then you should know that even though people have ideals, you should never change for anyone. Be confident in the way you look, if not you're just giving people something to poke fun at. What you should call a perfect body type is anybody who is confident with how they are. If people think you are imperfect because you are a bit larger then they are obviously fucked up in the head and you should probs find someone who can see you for who you are and not what you look like.

You shouldn't have to photoshop yourself. Be proud of who you are. If you want a smaller waist line, eat healthier and exercise.

Are those face tattoos?

52) removable face paint maybe? Tattoos seem like they would be a problem when facing society, namely employers.

A guy with too much makeup on is giving personal image advice...... Wow.

I think there's a possibility you're missing the point 67

He probably put that makeup on like that for an event and took a picture because it just looks so hardcore. Anyways, people who wear makeup can still have self esteem..

67- He wasn't giving advice about physical appearance. He was giving advice about being proud of yourself and who you are. Maybe he's proud of his tattoo/makeup. You obviously didn't completely get the point he was trying to make.

I thought it was humorous #5 said "be proud of who you are", yet he uses face paint to look meaner or scarier. Does that ring the irony bell just a little??? No ???? No one?? Hmm. Guess its just me.

Extremes of anything tends to take a lot more confidence then average, so yes wearing a ton of makeup or having a bunch of tattoos (or neon hair in my case) requires confidence in who you are, society be damned.

No, I do not have face tattoos. Yes, the face paint was for an event. One of my Army buddies was leaving our unit and 11 of us went to Medieval Times wearing axes, swords, leather armor, chainmail and face paint. I think my face paint goes great with my tattoos. And with my ax it reminds me of the Capital One commercials. Capital One, what's in your wallet?

Theres no point in photoshopping it if these people already know you and know how 'flat' your belly really is, is there? 'Nuff said.

haha you sillyface

I'm guessing you are about 6 or 7 years old?

I'd wager 5 and 3 quarters old.

Op - I'm not a silly face you wet puppy dog nose!

YDI, adding effects look cool but changing how you really look like doesn't..

Damn, you have some aweful 'friends' :/ then again, NEVER try to be someone you aren't :) Photoshop is a lie...coming from a professional photo-shop guru lol...just be happy with yourself!