By Cam - United Kingdom - Holsworthy
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
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  Drigr  |  9

OP, when you can properly photoshop yourself thin, go apply at a magezine company, you could make thousands. In otherwords, leave it to the pros.

  cloth101  |  5

She should learn to ether be happy with her body or commit to working out or eating healthier. There's nothing wrong with curves and nothing wrong with getting fit and active. There is something wrong with being so insecure she feels the need to lie to other people, and herself, by editing a photo. It's not the truth and in life that's really all that matters.

By  Dramori  |  29

Wtf is duck facing?! :O


I'm with ya man.. above two commenters are assholes

  thgiL  |  9

92- sorry sir, lingo and slang is the evolution of a language in a culture, you don't gotta freak because you don't understand some of it.... Nor does it make it bullshit.


YDI for trying to be something you're not. If you are not happy with the way you look, you can fix it in real life, then you can be more than "virtually" good looking.

  bellakaykid  |  6

Op, if you're going to take a new profile pic and you're worried about your stomach, play it safe and just take a pic of your face. Photoshop is pretty easy to spot.

By  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Sorry but YDI for photo-shopping for FB. I don't know what duck belly is but if it's half as bad as duck face, it's hideous. Stop giving false impressions. If you don't like your looks, change them - not the picture.

  potatomus62  |  19

I agree to the point where you say if you're not happy with how you look then change it. People may believe that there is a 'perfect' body type but if you want to change your body type to that, then you should know that even though people have ideals, you should never change for anyone. Be confident in the way you look, if not you're just giving people something to poke fun at. What you should call a perfect body type is anybody who is confident with how they are. If people think you are imperfect because you are a bit larger then they are obviously fucked up in the head and you should probs find someone who can see you for who you are and not what you look like.

  VAParadise4  |  0

67- He wasn't giving advice about physical appearance. He was giving advice about being proud of yourself and who you are. Maybe he's proud of his tattoo/makeup. You obviously didn't completely get the point he was trying to make.

  wlddog  |  14

I thought it was humorous #5 said "be proud of who you are", yet he uses face paint to look meaner or scarier. Does that ring the irony bell just a little??? No ???? No one??

Hmm. Guess its just me.


Extremes of anything tends to take a lot more confidence then average, so yes wearing a ton of makeup or having a bunch of tattoos (or neon hair in my case) requires confidence in who you are, society be damned.

  tygerarmy  |  35

No, I do not have face tattoos. Yes, the face paint was for an event. One of my Army buddies was leaving our unit and 11 of us went to Medieval Times wearing axes, swords, leather armor, chainmail and face paint.
I think my face paint goes great with my tattoos. And with my ax it reminds me of the Capital One commercials. Capital One, what's in your wallet?

By  McNerdyNerd  |  8

Damn, you have some aweful 'friends' :/ then again, NEVER try to be someone you aren't :) Photoshop is a lie...coming from a professional photo-shop guru lol...just be happy with yourself!