FML : Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that...

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuckingjesusgran - / Tuesday 7 May 2013 22:13 / Bosnia and Herzegovina - Sarajevo

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By Crazafon | 19

#5483225 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:09

Its time to put Grandma in a home...

By dectivebobby | 6

#5483229 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

Hi I'm Grandma and this is Jackass

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By Crazafon | 19

#5483225 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:09

Its time to put Grandma in a home...

Comet_Candy | 23

#5483240 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

But what if she blows up the home? D:!!

Joshwarrior | 37

#5483287 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:22

If she does at least op wont be in it when it blows.

isallwaysme | 27

#5483307 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:35

For Christ sake, we need an old people category already. Get on it FML team!!

mr_sarcastic416 | 29

#5483374 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:55

*Sheldon Cooper voice* a home?? we could never put grandma in a home!!

RinaRina | 9

#5483664 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 15:18

Oh Sheldon and his Memaw :3

Catkam623 | 27

#5483681 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 15:43

*memaw in a home

AngelSpit | 18

#5483881 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 19:22

*mutters* I could set the building on fire ...

groovycrazyjoe | 18

#5484090 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 22:20

what happen To GO grandparents

fivehuskies | 6

#6014339 - Monday 21 July 2014 21:13

#1 I was gonna comment that but then I looked and saw you already typed it. Very funny.

By That_Indian_Dude | 5

#5483226 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:09

Well at lest someone wouldn't kidnap her then!

isallwaysme | 27

#5483299 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:31

Think about it. If you were crazy, would you abduct the old lady tying to blow everybody up, or the one in the wheelchair? Let me give you a tip, old people don't tend to check who's pushing them.

By ttr125 | 10

#5483228 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

THEY WON'T TAKE US ALIVE!!

AngrySailor | 17

#5483348 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:12

"Got a case of dynamite, I could hold out here all night...."

ttr125 | 10

#5483364 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:46

For some reason I'm seeing clips from Conkers Bad Fur Day playing in my head...should I be concerned?

By dectivebobby | 6

#5483229 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

Hi I'm Grandma and this is Jackass

JFloUnknown | 24

#5483407 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 7:54

^Fucking lost it

By Mmkay1515 | 21

#5483231 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

She really recognized what the right thing to do in that situation was. Spot on, Grandma. Spot on.

By lolfood | 24

#5483235 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

What would that even accomplish? She'd just kill everyone, including herself. O.o

lolfood | 24

#5483244 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

Grandma be crazy

JFloUnknown | 24

#5483408 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 7:56

How did you just respond to yourself and get upvoted both times?

Verota | 6

#5483437 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 9:01

The more the merrier.

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5483467 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 10:29

It's a shame my girlfriend doesn't agree with that.

lolfood | 24

#5483740 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 16:53

That was meant to be in the original comment.

By kathryn14 | 19

#5483238 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

Old people are crazy, I swear. And if I'm not crazy by the time I'm 80, I'm going to use my age as a free pass to act absolutely insane.

lilhellian | 26

#5483283 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:20

Who here wouldn't! We'd become a famed FML oldie!

Joshwarrior | 37

#5483289 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:24

in some countries such as spain its almost impossible to get in any serious trouble with the law after your 75. Thats where i plan to retire.

EVnIAS | 13

#5483435 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 8:59

Congrats if you make it that far, me my life of bad choices and stupidity would never let me get that far . Don't worry though I will post an FML the day I die so I can show you guys I was right. All of you better vote to let my story in cause it will be my last!

By rebelsrock | 17

#5483239 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

Hey, not everyone can say their grandma is badass like that

By Dallasluver19 | 14

#5483242 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

Physcho granny.

zandalee | 19

#5483474 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 10:55

Grandma is as confused as a slut with pants on... Bless.

Catkam623 | 27

#5483682 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 15:45

That has just become my new favorite analogy.

By my_name_is_earl | 9

#5483249 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:12

Was grandma in the war?

beastiness | 14

#5483823 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 18:53

Women weren't allowed to fight in war until around the time of Vietnam and still are restricted from infantry and special forces unit so no PTSD is not the problem