Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that...

By fuckingjesusgran - 7/5/2013 22:13 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Sarajevo

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML

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By Crazafon | 19

#5483225 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:09

Its time to put Grandma in a home...

By dectivebobby | 6

#5483229 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

Hi I'm Grandma and this is Jackass

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By Crazafon | 19

#5483225 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:09

Its time to put Grandma in a home...

Comet_Candy | 23

#5483240 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

But what if she blows up the home? D:!!

Joshwarrior | 38

#5483287 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:22

If she does at least op wont be in it when it blows.

isallwaysme | 27

#5483307 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:35

For Christ sake, we need an old people category already. Get on it FML team!!

mr_sarcastic416 | 29

#5483374 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:55

*Sheldon Cooper voice* a home?? we could never put grandma in a home!!

RinaRina | 9

#5483664 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 15:18

Oh Sheldon and his Memaw :3

Catkam623 | 27

#5483681 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 15:43

*memaw in a home

AngelSpit | 18

#5483881 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 19:22

*mutters* I could set the building on fire ...

groovycrazyjoe | 18

#5484090 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 22:20

what happen To GO grandparents

fivehuskies | 6

#6014339 - Monday 21 July 2014 21:13

#1 I was gonna comment that but then I looked and saw you already typed it. Very funny.

By That_Indian_Dude | 5

#5483226 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:09

Well at lest someone wouldn't kidnap her then!

isallwaysme | 27

#5483299 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:31

Think about it. If you were crazy, would you abduct the old lady tying to blow everybody up, or the one in the wheelchair? Let me give you a tip, old people don't tend to check who's pushing them.

By ttr125 | 10

#5483228 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

THEY WON'T TAKE US ALIVE!!

AngrySailor | 17

#5483348 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:12

"Got a case of dynamite, I could hold out here all night...."

ttr125 | 10

#5483364 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:46

For some reason I'm seeing clips from Conkers Bad Fur Day playing in my head...should I be concerned?

By dectivebobby | 6

#5483229 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

Hi I'm Grandma and this is Jackass

JFloUnknown | 24

#5483407 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 7:54

^Fucking lost it

By Mmkay1515 | 21

#5483231 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

She really recognized what the right thing to do in that situation was. Spot on, Grandma. Spot on.

By lolfood | 24

#5483235 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

What would that even accomplish? She'd just kill everyone, including herself. O.o

lolfood | 24

#5483244 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

Grandma be crazy

JFloUnknown | 24

#5483408 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 7:56

How did you just respond to yourself and get upvoted both times?

Verota | 6

#5483437 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 9:01

The more the merrier.

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5483467 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 10:29

It's a shame my girlfriend doesn't agree with that.

lolfood | 24

#5483740 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 16:53

That was meant to be in the original comment.

By kathryn14 | 19

#5483238 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

Old people are crazy, I swear. And if I'm not crazy by the time I'm 80, I'm going to use my age as a free pass to act absolutely insane.

lilhellian | 26

#5483283 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:20

Who here wouldn't! We'd become a famed FML oldie!

Joshwarrior | 38

#5483289 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:24

in some countries such as spain its almost impossible to get in any serious trouble with the law after your 75. Thats where i plan to retire.

EVnIAS | 13

#5483435 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 8:59

Congrats if you make it that far, me my life of bad choices and stupidity would never let me get that far . Don't worry though I will post an FML the day I die so I can show you guys I was right. All of you better vote to let my story in cause it will be my last!

By rebelsrock | 17

#5483239 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

Hey, not everyone can say their grandma is badass like that

By Dallasluver19 | 14

#5483242 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:11

Physcho granny.

zandalee | 19

#5483474 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 10:55

Grandma is as confused as a slut with pants on... Bless.

Catkam623 | 27

#5483682 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 15:45

That has just become my new favorite analogy.

By my_name_is_earl | 9

#5483249 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:12

Was grandma in the war?

beastiness | 14

#5483823 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 18:53

Women weren't allowed to fight in war until around the time of Vietnam and still are restricted from infantry and special forces unit so no PTSD is not the problem

ApollosMyth | 22

#5484384 - Thursday 9 May 2013 2:07

You don't have to be in actually infantry combat to suffer from PTSD. Look at military surgeons for instance.

my_name_is_earl | 9

#5484641 - Thursday 9 May 2013 6:51

Allllllllrighhtttt lets not get technical here