Love and Intimacy: Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting...

By Cantunsee - 26/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML

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By mute - 16/04/2016 00:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML

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Side piece

By sideGirl - 26/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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Lennie Mcfish 19

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:37

i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son

skippydoda 32

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:53

In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 23 August 2018 13:49

I hope you and he were renting, so it won't be too complicated for you to move out. Oh, and feel free to kick him in the balls. It's cathartic. Plus, it seems he no longer has need of them, anyway.

SaltyLurker 10

Monday 27 August 2018 13:56

Why would gay guys not need balls???

Lennie Mcfish 19

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:37

i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son

thatslifeiguess7 16

Sunday 26 August 2018 8:54

I I could think was "GET OFF FML AND CALL 911!!!!"

WHSKitty4ever 23

Sunday 26 August 2018 10:13

Um, I’m guessing that this is a sarcastic response, related to the teen who called 911 because her phone wasn’t working right?

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 26 August 2018 18:16

If her boyfriend is having sex with a teenager it could be illegal

Singularity01 9

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:59

Um, no; I'm pretty sure this a serious response because if the "teenage" neighbor is anything under 18 it's statutory rape.

hades5000 7

Monday 27 August 2018 6:09

Depends on the state

skippydoda 32

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:53

In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.

Niall Hutchinson 8

Monday 27 August 2018 15:08

That's not universally applicable, if it wasn't in the USA, the minimum age of consent could be 16 (for UK) or even lower (Europe). That said, it still doesn't excuse the behaviour.