By Cantunsee - 26/08/2018 06:00

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Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 013
You deserved it 403

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i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son

In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.

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I hope you and he were renting, so it won't be too complicated for you to move out. Oh, and feel free to kick him in the balls. It's cathartic. Plus, it seems he no longer has need of them, anyway.

Why would gay guys not need balls???

i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son

I I could think was "GET OFF FML AND CALL 911!!!!"

Um, I’m guessing that this is a sarcastic response, related to the teen who called 911 because her phone wasn’t working right?

If her boyfriend is having sex with a teenager it could be illegal

Um, no; I'm pretty sure this a serious response because if the "teenage" neighbor is anything under 18 it's statutory rape.

Depends on the state

In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.

That's not universally applicable, if it wasn't in the USA, the minimum age of consent could be 16 (for UK) or even lower (Europe). That said, it still doesn't excuse the behaviour.

Well at least you found out who the bitch was in the relationship, not you 😲😕

Did you take notes on how to hold the proper form for that position?

...that's the way they like to, well you get the rest

Yep, that’s pretty close.

Been there.. Sending love ♥

Time for an STD screening!

PenguinPal3017 19

That's very close. I don't even know the names of any of my neighbours.