By Cantunsee - 26/08/2018 06:00

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Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
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Lennie Mcfish 19
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i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son

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skippydoda 32
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In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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I hope you and he were renting, so it won't be too complicated for you to move out. Oh, and feel free to kick him in the balls. It's cathartic. Plus, it seems he no longer has need of them, anyway.

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SaltyLurker 10

Why would gay guys not need balls???

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Lennie Mcfish 19
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i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son

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thatslifeiguess7 16

I I could think was "GET OFF FML AND CALL 911!!!!"

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WHSKitty4ever 23
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Um, I’m guessing that this is a sarcastic response, related to the teen who called 911 because her phone wasn’t working right?

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T1A2Z3 34
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If her boyfriend is having sex with a teenager it could be illegal

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Singularity01 9
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Um, no; I'm pretty sure this a serious response because if the "teenage" neighbor is anything under 18 it's statutory rape.

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hades5000 7

Depends on the state

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skippydoda 32
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In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.

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Niall Hutchinson 8
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That's not universally applicable, if it wasn't in the USA, the minimum age of consent could be 16 (for UK) or even lower (Europe). That said, it still doesn't excuse the behaviour.

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Charlie Given 25
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Well at least you found out who the bitch was in the relationship, not you 😲😕

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real life problems 26
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Did you take notes on how to hold the proper form for that position?

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ryand82 11

...that's the way they like to, well you get the rest

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chosha_fml 25
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Yep, that’s pretty close.

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Elayne Warthen 4
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Been there.. Sending love ♥

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boopingsnoot 24

Time for an STD screening!

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PenguinPal3017 19

That's very close. I don't even know the names of any of my neighbours.

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