Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
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Lennie Mcfish
| 18
i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son
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skippydoda
| 32
In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
I hope you and he were renting, so it won't be too complicated for you to move out. Oh, and feel free to kick him in the balls. It's cathartic. Plus, it seems he no longer has need of them, anyway.
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SaltyLurker
| 10
Why would gay guys not need balls???
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Lennie Mcfish
| 18
i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
I I could think was "GET OFF FML AND CALL 911!!!!"
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WHSKitty4ever
| 23
Um, I’m guessing that this is a sarcastic response, related to the teen who called 911 because her phone wasn’t working right?
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Singularity01
| 9
Um, no; I'm pretty sure this a serious response because if the "teenage" neighbor is anything under 18 it's statutory rape.
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skippydoda
| 32
In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.
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Niall Hutchinson
| 8
That's not universally applicable, if it wasn't in the USA, the minimum age of consent could be 16 (for UK) or even lower (Europe). That said, it still doesn't excuse the behaviour.
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Charlie Given
| 23
Well at least you found out who the bitch was in the relationship, not you 😲😕
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real life problems
| 26
Did you take notes on how to hold the proper form for that position?
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ryand82
| 11
...that's the way they like to, well you get the rest
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melisssa87
| 30
Well every hebephile is someones boyfriend
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
What?
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melisssa87
| 30
It’s when a grown man is attracted to a teen
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Singularity01
| 9
Well you could use the more commonly known term pedophile and mean pretty much the same thing, depending on your definition of "children".
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DanielleinDC
| 32
A hebephile is someone who is attracted to post-pubescent teens. Pedophile usually refers to prepubescent children. While both are crimes in many places, there is a difference.
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chosha_fml
| 25
Yep, that’s pretty close.
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Elayne Warthen
| 4
Been there.. Sending love ♥
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Time for an STD screening!