By notacreep - 06/07/2015 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 422
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That's a hard situation to be in... sorry OP

Omg that's terrible!

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Omg that's terrible!

Yeah, well for me the gf excuse works quite well. (~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your profile says you're 13

That's a hard situation to be in... sorry OP

You beat me to it I was right there

You just gotta cum faster next time, #9.

#28 Quit being a dick

He was just being funny.

You guys should stop being so hard-on each other

I think that you are stuck between a rock and a hard place.

this is starting to get thick.

These puns are ridiculous, and you totally deserved it.

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Neither of those make sense

Next time make sure you don't misspell the joke. There's an edit period for a reason

How joke should have gone: What a boner... I mean bummer. Which isn't really that funny.

Too bad the water wasn't really cold in the pool!

I hope they weren't stiff about the situation!

Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

#25 you're right. That was a bit cruel. I get grumpy when I'm hungry.

Very cute, editing the comment to make me look like a dick.

@30 It's ok, people can clearly see you are a girl from your profile pic.

That's just bad luck...sorry OP

I wonder how hard that meeting will be...

Hopefully they won't be too hard on him when he cums to the meeting.

I hope he cums on time

That's really unfortunate timing

You don't know, maybe it acted like a rutter and made him swim better. That child could have drowned without that boner!

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Saying it a second time isn't going to get anymore positive attention the first

Time to look for a new job

So the water wasn't that cold...