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Omg that's terrible!
Yeah, well for me the gf excuse works quite well. (~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your profile says you're 13
That's a hard situation to be in... sorry OP
You beat me to it I was right there
#28 Quit being a dick
He was just being funny.
You guys should stop being so hard-on each other
@9 "beat"
pun?? Lol
this is starting to get thick.
These puns are ridiculous, and you totally deserved it.
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Show it anywayNeither of those make sense
Next time make sure you don't misspell the joke. There's an edit period for a reason
How joke should have gone: What a boner... I mean bummer. Which isn't really that funny.
Too bad the water wasn't really cold in the pool!
I hope they weren't stiff about the situation!
Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
#25 you're right. That was a bit cruel. I get grumpy when I'm hungry.
Very cute, editing the comment to make me look like a dick.
@30 It's ok, people can clearly see you are a girl from your profile pic.
That's just bad luck...sorry OP
That's really unfortunate timing
You don't know, maybe it acted like a rutter and made him swim better. That child could have drowned without that boner!
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Show it anywaySo the water wasn't that cold...
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That's a hard situation to be in... sorry OP
Omg that's terrible!