By Anonymous - United States
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
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  mzbabygurl97  |  0

Im sorry lyrics typo. :(

"PICTURE THIS WE WERE BOTH BUTT NAKED BANGING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR"

And to make my point shall i continue?

"How could i forget that i had given her and extra key,
All this time she was standing there,
She never took her eyes off me"

This Fml is so,so fake!

You should have at least apologize to Shaggy for putting his lyrics to your bad use. :/

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  EprahsHteb  |  2

Even though it really sucks that she's getting cheated on, that's DEFINITELY going a little too far.. Jeez :/
But yeah, FYL. I really hope you broke up with that asshole.

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Agreed @ #6 - that guy should have been happy to have a chick so willing and creative. I hope she smashed his face into the mirror and kicked the other chick out into the street naked.

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  genius_man16  |  0

Yeah... what's the big deal about that? I'd find it pretty sexy if my girl decided to surprise me by crawling into my bed with me on an early saturday morning... especially if she had her own key. It would be a bit creepy if she didn't.

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  perstephane  |  4

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment