Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Quick thinking
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Awkward conversation
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
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Allie614032 34
Why are there so many cheaters in relationships? Why is it so often the SO and best friend? I can't understand anyone who violates trust so easily. Sorry OP.
Zekfen 17
Normally you are supposed to ask before you get caught, not after. They need to go over that checklist again.
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interesting33 36
wow. you deserve do much better OP! Cracked has a good article: '18 Surprisingly Helpful Tips For Getting Over A Breakup' http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-925-18-surprisingly-helpful-tips-getting-over-breakup/
interesting33 36
It.might be helpful. thinking of you OP.
gratone1 7
So did you do it?
Kate Gowan 6
I'm so sorry - I didn't mean to hit YDI!!! That is horrific. ♥️♥️♥️♥️
Allie614032 34
Why are there so many cheaters in relationships? Why is it so often the SO and best friend? I can't understand anyone who violates trust so easily. Sorry OP.
izzajaneful 24
Well you can’t cheat unless you’re in a relationship, so that skews perception. Plenty of people who have cheated in the past may not be in a relationship now, but we don’t notice them as cheaters anymore as they can’t currently cheat.
gatorclay97 28
There’s so many cheaters because humans aren’t designed to be monogamous. Biologically as a species we’re hoes.
htx4life 4
cheating is the new norm people don't value relationships as much an sometimes its all over lust. happens to majority of relationships some go unnoticed or discoveres. maybe more so in a women's case women are really careful usually when doing this. us men get real sloppy an get caught up pretty fast just my opinion
davidgrmedina 3
I completely agree with you, but the reason why that is, is because usually you and your best friend are the same person in a different body. Same interest, same personalities and same taste in guys. So most likely if you think he is perfect and live certain things about him, your best friend probably feels the same way but keeps her mouth shut and some don't. About your SO, they are drawn to the best friend because they are identical to the girlfriend/wife, just maybe have a physical appearance he can't resist... but cheating is cheating. Poor girl.
Zekfen 17
Normally you are supposed to ask before you get caught, not after. They need to go over that checklist again.
RichardPencil 30
Sharing is caring!
aruden 25
I mean does he get points for boldness and creativity? Normally you hear the oh I slipped and my tongue went down her throat on accident or she was choking so I did mouth to mouth to save her life.
PenguinPal3017 19
It sounds to me like they wanted to get caught so they could suggest this.
DoctorPhil 8
if that's true, then that's a pretty unintelligent way to go about it.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Time to replace your bf and your best friend. fyl
RichardPencil 30
Today, I’ve had a thing for my best friend for years and thought I could act on it with a threesome. She finally found the right guy, but then she rejected me. FML There’s your Rashamon there!