Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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rogerover
| 19
Fart right back at her! Bitch!
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EpicSquishii
| 21
I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.
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rogerover
| 19
Fart right back at her! Bitch!
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NickKuiper
| 8
Battle shits!
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
I'll go for F4, then R7. Spells F4R7.
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
skank you sank my destroyer!
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Cleu
| 12
Look at her and say, can't stop biology, BITCH!
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flashback_fml
| 14
Lol harold and kumar lmao
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purebliss_fml
| 19
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Noremac42
| 8
A ghost in the stalls? AGAIN!?!?
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
There was a third person. Just like with JFK.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
It was the ghost of Moaning Myrtle. Throw a book at her.
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erockinthesuburb
| 17
Saw some comedian on comedy central that called his own farts 'food ghosts'.
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Wizardo
| 33
"I don't believe girls fart... they just keep it in and it comes out later as drama..."
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random_stuff
| 15
I don't get why this has so many down votes! I mean, with the ghost part, it was pretty obviously a joke. As a girl, I found this pretty damn hysterical.
And everyone knows that girls don't fart, but they release rainbows of happiness and, as already pointed out, drama. :D
And everyone knows that girls don't fart, but they release rainbows of happiness and, as already pointed out, drama. :D
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chaxandgoods
| 9
HEH HEH HEH.... let one 'rip'... RIP is rest in peace.... there was a someone who died in the bathroom..
or maybe the girl was playing a trick on you....
or maybe the girl was playing a trick on you....
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Bano360
| 25
*Facepalm*
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EpicSquishii
| 21
3- Get out.
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Slawter16
| 24
I'm just going to hope that English isn't your first language.. Either that or you're just an idiot.
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Wizboy
| 17
Nor logic, I might add :D
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DrownedMyFish
| 18
Stop..... just stop.
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lwonderful
| 11
No...
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
We get it, you all disprove of his unfunny comment.
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EpicSquishii
| 21
Disprove?
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botanistjessica
| 24
Disprove is a word, but I believe the one 57 was looking for was disapprove.
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
Whoops, though I think that mistake can be some-what justified because English is my second language.
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technochik3
| 12
This has to be the comment with the weirdest logic ive ever heard.
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Fluffydemise
| 18
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it! Living in a delusional fantasy world is often a lot more fun than reality!
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banemask
| 14
Truer words have never been spoken
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girlrome
| 19
Fart. F
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SomeRandomGuy15
| 18
Gullet. G
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VeganVampyre
| 26
Horse. H
Wait, you mean we're not just going through all the letters of the alphabet?
Wait, you mean we're not just going through all the letters of the alphabet?
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Ms_ValS
| 27
Hahaha! She was just messing with you. If not, there might have been something else in there.
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MissJennyale
| 16
Tell her you couldn't hold it.
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Wizardo
| 33
Restroom Etiquette 101: Take responsibility of all farts, sharts, poops and smells that emanated from you.
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olpally
| 32
What a weirdo. Walk away.
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EpicSquishii
| 21
I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.