By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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rogerover 19
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Fart right back at her! Bitch!

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EpicSquishii 21
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I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.

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rogerover 19
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Fart right back at her! Bitch!

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NickKuiper 8
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Battle shits!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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I'll go for F4, then R7. Spells F4R7.

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Snazzy_Snaz 17
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skank you sank my destroyer!

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Cleu 12
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Look at her and say, can't stop biology, BITCH!

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flashback_fml 14

Lol harold and kumar lmao

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purebliss_fml 19

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Noremac42 8
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A ghost in the stalls? AGAIN!?!?

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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There was a third person. Just like with JFK.

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PenguinBitch 43
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It was the ghost of Moaning Myrtle. Throw a book at her.

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erockinthesuburb 17

Saw some comedian on comedy central that called his own farts 'food ghosts'.

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Wizardo 33

"I don't believe girls fart... they just keep it in and it comes out later as drama..."

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random_stuff 15
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I don't get why this has so many down votes! I mean, with the ghost part, it was pretty obviously a joke. As a girl, I found this pretty damn hysterical. And everyone knows that girls don't fart, but they release rainbows of happiness and, as already pointed out, drama. :D

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chaxandgoods 9

HEH HEH HEH.... let one 'rip'... RIP is rest in peace.... there was a someone who died in the bathroom.. or maybe the girl was playing a trick on you....

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Bano360 25
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*Facepalm*

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Slawter16 24
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I'm just going to hope that English isn't your first language.. Either that or you're just an idiot.

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Wizboy 17
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Nor logic, I might add :D

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DrownedMyFish 18

Stop..... just stop.

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ILoveMyArm 15

We get it, you all disprove of his unfunny comment.

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botanistjessica 24
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Disprove is a word, but I believe the one 57 was looking for was disapprove.

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ILoveMyArm 15

Whoops, though I think that mistake can be some-what justified because English is my second language.

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technochik3 12

This has to be the comment with the weirdest logic ive ever heard.

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Fluffydemise 18
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Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it! Living in a delusional fantasy world is often a lot more fun than reality!

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banemask 14
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Truer words have never been spoken

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VeganVampyre 26
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Horse. H Wait, you mean we're not just going through all the letters of the alphabet?

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Ms_ValS 27
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Hahaha! She was just messing with you. If not, there might have been something else in there.

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MissJennyale 16
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Tell her you couldn't hold it.

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Wizardo 33

Restroom Etiquette 101: Take responsibility of all farts, sharts, poops and smells that emanated from you.

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olpally 32

What a weirdo. Walk away.

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EpicSquishii 21
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I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.

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