Fart right back at her! Bitch!

Battle shits!

I'll go for F4, then R7. Spells F4R7.

skank you sank my destroyer!

Look at her and say, can't stop biology, BITCH!

Lol harold and kumar lmao

Girls don't fart, it was probably a ghost.

A ghost in the stalls? AGAIN!?!?

There was a third person. Just like with JFK.

It was the ghost of Moaning Myrtle. Throw a book at her.

Saw some comedian on comedy central that called his own farts 'food ghosts'.

"I don't believe girls fart... they just keep it in and it comes out later as drama..."

I don't get why this has so many down votes! I mean, with the ghost part, it was pretty obviously a joke. As a girl, I found this pretty damn hysterical. And everyone knows that girls don't fart, but they release rainbows of happiness and, as already pointed out, drama. :D

HEH HEH HEH.... let one 'rip'... RIP is rest in peace.... there was a someone who died in the bathroom.. or maybe the girl was playing a trick on you....

*Facepalm*

3- Get out.

I'm just going to hope that English isn't your first language.. Either that or you're just an idiot.

Nor logic, I might add :D

Stop..... just stop.

No...

We get it, you all disprove of his unfunny comment.

Disprove?

Disprove is a word, but I believe the one 57 was looking for was disapprove.

Whoops, though I think that mistake can be some-what justified because English is my second language.

This has to be the comment with the weirdest logic ive ever heard.

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it! Living in a delusional fantasy world is often a lot more fun than reality!

Truer words have never been spoken

Fart. F

Gullet. G

Horse. H Wait, you mean we're not just going through all the letters of the alphabet?

Hahaha! She was just messing with you. If not, there might have been something else in there.

Tell her you couldn't hold it.

Restroom Etiquette 101: Take responsibility of all farts, sharts, poops and smells that emanated from you.

What a weirdo. Walk away.

I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.