You mean "I'm going to punch your face, but it will just sort of happen..." right?

At least he told him.

Yes. Op should celebrate the fact that he was told that his girlfriend hd sex with his so called friend

Hopefully, they're not friends anymore

#61- I don't know what world you live in but usually I wouldn't stay friends with a girlfriend banger.

Who else read this in Jim Carrey's voice? But they're honestly not you're friend if they're going to 'just happen' to sleep with you're girlfriend.

hopefully OP finds someone new in Florida

It's just intercourse...honestly I'll never get why people make such a big deal out of it.

Because it should be sacred, not just out there for everyone ^

Because if every one thought just like you, the human race would have been extinct long ago do to many STDs. You have to heads; you can, at the very least, use one to think (and no, in your case, I'm NOT talking about the lower one).

what, she slipped, fell, landed on his dick?

it was just coincidence! Wrong place at the wrong time!

Sorry to hear that OP. Thank your so called friend for being honest, then punch him in the face and/or kick in the nuts, then ditch them both. You deserve better...

Idiot.

#71 Does your Jim Carey voice in your head also say "are" after every time it says "your"? Because you're totally making him sound like a complete jackass! Quick lesson: YOU'RE = YOU ARE Example: You're a jackass. = You are a jackass. YOUR = shows that something belongs to YOU or shows possession. Example: Your teacher should've taught you this in elementary school. YOU'RE WELCOME! :)

Some people do.

It is what he gets for not taking his girlfriend to florida.

129 - Well allllllllllrighty then

You sound like you're, YOU ARE a jackass.

129, YOU'RE a CUNT. Did I use it right there??

Tell him your sorta gunna kick his ass when you get back

#129, correcting someone's grammar is one thing, but doing it so harshly and condescendingly is another, very jackass-esque thing. I know that's not even a word, but point is, you're a jackass. In other words, You Are a jackass. Good day.

Bitch please!! You know how easy it is to slip and fall into another's vagina penis first... muggle.

^^This is exactly how my biology teacher explains 'random mating.' A male just falls from the sky and his penis falls into a random vagina.

I hope you all are not being sarcastic because that is how I go about when it comes to mating. Sure there are a couple of sexual assault charges here and there, other than that it works amazingly.

Since your username has to deal with the love for your arm, do the sexual charges come from yourself?

who u calling a bitch, slut?!!?

Looks like it's time for a new one

It's not only his fault. The girlfriend could of stopped it.

His fist should accidentally slip into his face at full velocity.

Imagining that hurts, haha aow

Sounds legit

Happens to the best of us

Erect penis*

No, he clearly was doing yard work with no pants on and he accidently used a leaf blower on OPs friend and blew off her cloths.

Maybe his penis was too sort?

No no no! She decided to go commando while wearing a skirt and was bending over to put something in her car when suddenly, OP's friend forgot to examine his zipper, lost control of himself on roller skates and voila!

The guilt got to him so that's good. He has a conscience. He's still an asshole though.

Or you know... Maybe he was just bragging?

Or he could 'sort of' punch him in the face

Yea, then his friend can "just sort of" charge him with assault. I'd go with the plan of just stopping talking to him.