By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.

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Pwn17 25

It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.

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ryanpreiss 17

You mean "I'm going to punch your face, but it will just sort of happen..." right?

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TheCanucklehead 22

Yes. Op should celebrate the fact that he was told that his girlfriend hd sex with his so called friend

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zed34 18

Hopefully, they're not friends anymore

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Arrow44 10

#61- I don't know what world you live in but usually I wouldn't stay friends with a girlfriend banger.

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hcollins1 18

Who else read this in Jim Carrey's voice? But they're honestly not you're friend if they're going to 'just happen' to sleep with you're girlfriend.

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ositoakaluis 16

hopefully OP finds someone new in Florida

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fuckedPriceless 17

It's just intercourse...honestly I'll never get why people make such a big deal out of it.

misscalimar 10

Because it should be sacred, not just out there for everyone ^

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HeartOfLead 24

Because if every one thought just like you, the human race would have been extinct long ago do to many STDs. You have to heads; you can, at the very least, use one to think (and no, in your case, I'm NOT talking about the lower one).

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Henge 6

what, she slipped, fell, landed on his dick?

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

it was just coincidence! Wrong place at the wrong time!

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nurchok 15

Sorry to hear that OP. Thank your so called friend for being honest, then punch him in the face and/or kick in the nuts, then ditch them both. You deserve better...

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fml121785 14

#71 Does your Jim Carey voice in your head also say "are" after every time it says "your"? Because you're totally making him sound like a complete jackass! Quick lesson: YOU'RE = YOU ARE Example: You're a jackass. = You are a jackass. YOUR = shows that something belongs to YOU or shows possession. Example: Your teacher should've taught you this in elementary school. YOU'RE WELCOME! :)

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winnerme123 8

It is what he gets for not taking his girlfriend to florida.

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CharresBarkrey 15

129 - Well allllllllllrighty then

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Charryboo 11

You sound like you're, YOU ARE a jackass.

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ZingZilla 8

129, YOU'RE a ****. Did I use it right there??

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Shy_Anne 10

Tell him your sorta gunna kick his ass when you get back

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shay_serendipity 29

#129, correcting someone's grammar is one thing, but doing it so harshly and condescendingly is another, very jackass-esque thing. I know that's not even a word, but point is, you're a jackass. In other words, You Are a jackass. Good day.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Bitch please!! You know how easy it is to slip and fall into another's ****** penis first... muggle.

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jkmartinjk 16

^^This is exactly how my biology teacher explains 'random mating.' A male just falls from the sky and his penis falls into a random ******.

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ILoveMyArm 15

I hope you all are not being sarcastic because that is how I go about when it comes to mating. Sure there are a couple of sexual assault charges here and there, other than that it works amazingly.

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MrSassypants 33

Since your username has to deal with the love for your arm, do the sexual charges come from yourself?

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

who u calling a bitch, ****?!!?

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Allennis44 16

Looks like it's time for a new one

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MasterGamer591 13

It's not only his fault. The girlfriend could of stopped it.

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Pwn17 25

It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.

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DreamStatic 8

His fist should accidentally slip into his face at full velocity.

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afallingstar 22

Let me guess...she tripped naked and fell onto his penis?

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CobraLazerFace 21

No, he clearly was doing yard work with no pants on and he accidently used a leaf blower on OPs friend and blew off her cloths.

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addioty 19

No no no! She decided to go commando while wearing a skirt and was bending over to put something in her car when suddenly, OP's friend forgot to examine his zipper, lost control of himself on roller skates and voila!

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ChalkOutline101 7

Tell him that you two are sort of not friends anymore.

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evan_7899 28

Well his penis took a vacation too

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peff_fml 6

At least he told you?

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subwaysurfers 13

The guilt got to him so that's good. He has a conscience. He's still an asshole though.

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Uramonkey 11

Or you know... Maybe he was just bragging?

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elephantsarecute 16

Maybe you should "just sort of" stop talking to him and break up with your girlfriend. Cheaters and betrayers don't deserve your company.

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Olympiakos10 15

Or he could 'sort of' punch him in the face

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ApollosMyth 22

Yea, then his friend can "just sort of" charge him with assault. I'd go with the plan of just stopping talking to him.

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perdix 29

You should sort of stick your sort of foot up his sort of ass.

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