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#61- I don't know what world you live in but usually I wouldn't stay friends with a girlfriend banger.

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Who else read this in Jim Carrey's voice? But they're honestly not you're friend if they're going to 'just happen' to sleep with you're girlfriend.

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Because if every one thought just like you, the human race would have been extinct long ago do to many STDs. You have to heads; you can, at the very least, use one to think (and no, in your case, I'm NOT talking about the lower one).

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Sorry to hear that OP. Thank your so called friend for being honest, then punch him in the face and/or kick in the nuts, then ditch them both. You deserve better...

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#129, correcting someone's grammar is one thing, but doing it so harshly and condescendingly is another, very jackass-esque thing. I know that's not even a word, but point is, you're a jackass. In other words, You Are a jackass. Good day.

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^^This is exactly how my biology teacher explains 'random mating.' A male just falls from the sky and his penis falls into a random vagina.

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No no no! She decided to go commando while wearing a skirt and was bending over to put something in her car when suddenly, OP's friend forgot to examine his zipper, lost control of himself on roller skates and voila!

Maybe you should "just sort of" stop talking to him and break up with your girlfriend. Cheaters and betrayers don't deserve your company.

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Yea, then his friend can "just sort of" charge him with assault. I'd go with the plan of just stopping talking to him.

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