Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Felium
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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vdubz
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I wish there were a way to ban accounts that say "first" as their comment. At least there is the thumbs down button.
Haha, I wouldn't expect someone to break out in song when they get caught.
Haha, I wouldn't expect someone to break out in song when they get caught.
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Ucla_cupcake
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lmao
I thought he was going to say something like, "Babe! I'm so sorry! Please hear me out." But no, he sang lol He clearly cheated on the OP but yea, FYL OP. Just dump him :)
I thought he was going to say something like, "Babe! I'm so sorry! Please hear me out." But no, he sang lol He clearly cheated on the OP but yea, FYL OP. Just dump him :)
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The_Chuck_Norris
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wait a minute ewww doesnt that mean he is a pedophile?
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sadistmonkey
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doesn't say how old the neighbor's daughter is.
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bigotcretin
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even a mother is a daughter to someone. Don't assume.
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chitown4lyfe
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you are stupid
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chipmunk95
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hey asshole dont you want people to know that you were the first to comment on an fml that tens of thousands of people read?
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123sploosh
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i agree with chipmunk
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fmlfmlfml15
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"I wish there were a way to ban accounts that say "first" as their comment."
Yes well, I wish there was a way to ban accounts that complain about people saying first, because they're more annoying than those who actually say first, (that is of course, unless the person is completely obnoxious about being first).
But like you said, "At least there is the thumbs down button".
Yes well, I wish there was a way to ban accounts that complain about people saying first, because they're more annoying than those who actually say first, (that is of course, unless the person is completely obnoxious about being first).
But like you said, "At least there is the thumbs down button".
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zrjones
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theres no way this fml actually happened. it was made up after listening to this song
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KellykopterXD
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Hummm, sorreh to point out zeeh obviouss, But arent you just complaining about anther person complainingg aboot someting that annoys preeeetty much everyone? Me thinkz we all needz to stop complaining and be happy little chaps. ;D
Ohh, and your cheating boyfriends a pratcake. :]
Ohh, and your cheating boyfriends a pratcake. :]
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blackscent
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you need to stop complaining about a guy complaining about a guy complaining about being first
its really annoying
:D sorry couldnt resist XD
its really annoying
:D sorry couldnt resist XD
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s3283
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lol, AGREED!
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KellykopterXD
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oooh. theres a pointt.
but i wasnt particularly complaining as such, meerly making a statement :D
but i wasnt particularly complaining as such, meerly making a statement :D
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fmlxxxx
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Yeah well, people who complain about people who complain about being first, are even more obnoxious
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monkey253
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that's life 5 times the complainer. cereal?
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vollyball921
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LMFAO FUNNNNNYYY!!!!
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cgoatr
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akward singing FTW!!!!
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the_undead
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how isn't this real.. I'd do it :P :D
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Clare420
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I love that song(: that was my favorite song since I was 5
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kay_jay
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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dancingdoggy
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Wow that really sucks!
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fluffypoo09
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It definitely does suck, but it's also really funny. It amazes me what people try to get away with!
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writer08
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Ouch
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kingston52
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picture this
they were both buck naked banging on the bathroom floor
how could he forget that he had given her an extra key
they were both buck naked banging on the bathroom floor
how could he forget that he had given her an extra key
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Beef_Sister
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- Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
your boyfriend is my hero!
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
your boyfriend is my hero!
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maipinkbear
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how can you grant a woman access to your villa
trespasser and a witness...
you better watch your back before she turn into a killa
(that's all i could ever understand from this part)
i still can't decide whether your boyfriend is a dick for cheating on you, or really clever for thinking of singing this song. i think i'll go with both. regardless, i hope you dumped his cheating ass
trespasser and a witness...
you better watch your back before she turn into a killa
(that's all i could ever understand from this part)
i still can't decide whether your boyfriend is a dick for cheating on you, or really clever for thinking of singing this song. i think i'll go with both. regardless, i hope you dumped his cheating ass
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beelzebub777
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I disagree. Many douches sing and many more douches THINK they can sing. Doesn't make them any better than other douches though
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qwertification
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(Yo', man) Yo'(Open up, man) What do you want, man?(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?(The girl next door, you know) Man(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you(Alright)Honey came in and she caught me red-handedCreeping with the girl next doorPicture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floorHow could I forget that I hadGiven her an extra keyAll this time she was standing thereShe never took her eyes off meHow you can grant the woman access to your villaTrespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillowYou better watch your back before she turn into a killerBest for you and the situation not to call the beanerTo be a true player you have to know how to playIf she say a night, convince her say a dayNever admit to a word when she say makes a claimAnd you tell her baby no wayBut she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)She even caught me on came
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Tedet
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If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.
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Sunako_fml
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how the hell was that remotely funny or smart? he's already an idiot for cheating on her and even more of an idiot when he was trying to sing his way out of it.
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No_Heart
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How does cheating on someone make you an idiot?
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22jrdn55
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it makes u a backstapping bitch!!
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chanman
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what does stap mean?
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22jrdn55
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sorry meant stab
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Some_guy
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Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Creeping with the girl next door
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crdavis93
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Picture is we were both caught naked bangin on the bathroom floor
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splenda789
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you should of taken pictures of them and showed it your neighbors parents, and sing that little tune to her ass.
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mannix_fml
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HA! That would be awesome.
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llamas_eat_kids
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LMFAO !! love him :):)
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britches
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Lol awesome.
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ItBeJoshYo
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He is possibly the best person ever.
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Beef_Sister
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i would have started singing "to the left" LMFAO.
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kewlcat
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its irreplaceable not "to the left" you fucking idiots.
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allmidnighteyes
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IIIII know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lieeee
IIIII wanna see you out that door
Baby bye, bye, byeeeee
IIIII wanna see you out that door
Baby bye, bye, byeeeee
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allmidnighteyes
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If you wanna be mah lover, you gotta get wit' mah fraaaands
Oh, how very fitting....
Oh, how very fitting....
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Jessicat_fml
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Totally agree with 3 am :D
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Imawhalerider
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he just needed to spice up his life
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renii_10
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Hey Ladies, when your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit 'Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime For all the hard times
Oh, when you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up
-blu cantrell
Just go back and Hit 'Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime For all the hard times
Oh, when you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up
-blu cantrell
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AloysiusWeasley
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She runs back down the hallway
And through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol
Kept in the dresser drawer
Tells the lady in the mirror
He won't do this again
Cause tonight will be the last time
She'll wonder where he's been
And through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol
Kept in the dresser drawer
Tells the lady in the mirror
He won't do this again
Cause tonight will be the last time
She'll wonder where he's been
Creeping with the girl next door