Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
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Today, I heard grunting and then realized it was my tenant with his boyfriend. When I went down to do my laundry, I caught them in the act. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
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Lennie Mcfish 19
i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son
skippydoda 32
In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.
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Comments (31)
ARISKomuniszt 24
Which type of head?
DanielleinDC 34
Depending on the age of consent where you live, your boyfriend is also committing statutory rape. I'm sorry, OP.
jabc34 9
that's the way he likes to ****
wesos8908 4
was he at least hot? lol
AmbrosiaFan 19
I sure hope both are 18 or older.
EmDizzle2007 28
"teenage" could be 13-19. I think they left it vague to make it sound worse than it already does. kinda pointless, given we don't know how old they are.