Courtesy visit
By hottytodday - /
Thursday 12 December 2019 05:00 /
United States - Oxford
Not specified
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
So, what happened next…
You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted. -
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
One of us!
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
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