It's really cramped in here *stop* you must realease us *stop* we will destroy your sense of smell *stop* that is all *stop*

What are they saying?

Dear human *stop* please stop eating spicy Mexican food *stop* You are slowly destroying us *stop*

Well, did they?

He may be onto something....

Your husband is a boss!

Beans beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you piss off your wife

....the hell?!

This is probably one of the funniest fmls I have ever read.... Your dad is a tard

69, if anyone is a tard it is you, atleast the HUSBAND knows how to read

I dot know about yours, but mine are. They told me I need more fiber. Good to know and completely relevant. Awesome.

You have married a genius

In the 70's, the DoD set up a sleeper agent system, where they trained little children to use Morris Code while farting to communicate, and protect the nation's secrets. Obviously he's about to be reactivated.

S.O.S.! You are going to have a painful shit later. Just thought I'd warn you.

94- it's Morse code, not Morris. Just thought I'd help you out there a bit.

Just like Charlie Sheen...

At least he isn't googling porn

At least he isn't googling porn

your husband might be a genius

He's a keeper

Google is a snitch smh

Elephants are the only mammals with feet that cant jump thats one you haven't heard before...

Why couldn't you just type, "good one"?

Your face is funnier, just saying

67 wuts wrong with saying good'en?

Why can't the French just speak latin?

it's just how I usually say it :|

hey what's up

169- this isn't a chat site.

Win for saying good'en. I use that phrase also. Its fun to say and write :)

He is. The Feds are mind controlling THROUGH FARTS *puts on tinfoil hat*

That'd be the wrong end! Unless it's a tinfoil ass-hat.

Husband: Is God trying to communicate with me through my farts?

No, silly, god communicates through massive floods and mass murder.

I would like this comment a million times if I could

that he needs to take a shit or go easy on the beans.

*wife farts by husband* Husband - ... We should see other people.

*has