Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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Johnothan
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That's hilarious. He's winning
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Ads11
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*Twilight Zone Tune*
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Johnothan
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That's hilarious. He's winning
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FFPulley
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It's really cramped in here *stop*
you must realease us *stop*
we will destroy your sense of smell *stop*
that is all *stop*
you must realease us *stop*
we will destroy your sense of smell *stop*
that is all *stop*
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cwissi
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What are they saying?
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bubble25_fml
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Dear human *stop*
please stop eating spicy Mexican food *stop*
You are slowly destroying us *stop*
please stop eating spicy Mexican food *stop*
You are slowly destroying us *stop*
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JipvS
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Well, did they?
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Kyzahhh
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He may be onto something....
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SammIght
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Your husband is a boss!
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crabbyabby718
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Beans beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you piss off your wife
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nixter5
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....the hell?!
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MichellinMan
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This is probably one of the funniest fmls I have ever read.... Your dad is a tard
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itsmeyippie
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69, if anyone is a tard it is you, atleast the HUSBAND knows how to read
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ducttapewallet
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I dot know about yours, but mine are. They told me I need more fiber. Good to know and completely relevant. Awesome.
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tatababe
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You have married a genius
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Keyman1212
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In the 70's, the DoD set up a sleeper agent system, where they trained little children to use Morris Code while farting to communicate, and protect the nation's secrets. Obviously he's about to be reactivated.
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laneylovesu2
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S.O.S.! You are going to have a painful shit later. Just thought I'd warn you.
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FFPulley
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94- it's Morse code, not Morris. Just thought I'd help you out there a bit.
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ImFrackinBored
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Just like Charlie Sheen...
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TGRandom
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At least he isn't googling porn
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TGRandom
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At least he isn't googling porn
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walterism
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your husband might be a genius
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Mipz
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That's one I've never heard before. o.o
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lmfaoloool
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He's a keeper
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TheresNoEffingwa
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Google is a snitch smh
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BehindU
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Elephants are the only mammals with feet that cant jump thats one you haven't heard before...
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FernAdele
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you've got a good'en
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ScaughtieHolden
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Why couldn't you just type, "good one"?
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zachherbert
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Your face is funnier, just saying
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_Oblivion_
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67 wuts wrong with saying good'en?
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ogplusog
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Why can't the French just speak latin?
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FernAdele
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it's just how I usually say it :|
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usmcjarhead94
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hey what's up
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IVIikey_312
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169- this isn't a chat site.
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Stan_Cubed
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Win for saying good'en. I use that phrase also. Its fun to say and write :)
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Rahaf
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Is he serious?!
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minisquid
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He is. The Feds are mind controlling THROUGH FARTS *puts on tinfoil hat*
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MsMeiriona
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That'd be the wrong end! Unless it's a tinfoil ass-hat.
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Ads11
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*Twilight Zone Tune*
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hailphire130
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Husband: Is God trying to communicate with me through my farts?
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docscientist
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No, silly, god communicates through massive floods and mass murder.
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ZeldaPaulThingy
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I would like this comment a million times if I could
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KrazieKleo
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Well what are they telling him?
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overthelimit
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that he needs to take a shit or go easy on the beans.
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wmsdubstep
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That's actually funny LOL. Fart by him see what he says
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crinx034
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*wife farts by husband*
Husband - ... We should see other people.
Husband - ... We should see other people.
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tonnyfong
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He sure have a lot of free time.
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klsydggn
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*has
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capt_awesome1
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maybe his farts are trying to communicate with you !! :O
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TheiMightyKhaL
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lol that's awesome