By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5

Glad to see the "ex" on that name :)

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coolcat33 0

to get back at him you should sleep with his uncle. then go home and cut off his weenie with a pair of scissors and make him eat it on a bun.

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coolcat33 0

to get back at him you should sleep with his uncle. then go home and cut off his weenie with a pair of scissors and make him eat it on a bun.

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Glad to see the "ex" on that name :)

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ipwnallmen 10

have you ever heat the legend of the man, the cheated on wife, and the hot curling iron.... you can plug it in both ways.....for the the other woman... thats about 4-5 ways....

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Nakedsquirrel 5

That sucks. But I'm guessing the two of you had a nonexistant sex life, which is what made him wander astray?

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voveraite 7

FYI, this is very often NOT the case of why men go astray (even then, having a heart-to-heart discussion does wonders!). Some guys cheat just because THEY CAN, and they do lie to the other woman about some lack of sex in the relationship, when in fact everything was ok, on this level. Sorry, women cheat too, and lie as well. But cheating is not justified...

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ash92_fml 0

him ''wandering astray'' wasn't her fault wanker. if they weren't having sex, its no excuse to cheat.

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AntiChrist7 0

Don't marry assholes. YDI

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