By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 946
You deserved it 6 829

Same thing different taste

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silentblack 0

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

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silentblack 0
Jakesterk96 8

Nobody wins in a farting war. Nobody.

incognito1520 20

#11 that's why crop dusting is better than engaging in a war.

December 6th, 2011: They are everywhere, I'm beginning to hallucinate from the gasses they excrete. We've been waiting for backup and ammunition. I'm beginning to think help will never come. If anyone finds this, please, tell my wife that her bean casserole let me last this long.

shanemaximo 7

#14 Ah, guerrilla tactics. That's how you win wars.

Holy shit. You haven't had intimacy in 1 week? I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

chevy44448888 1

11 I wouldn't be to sure bout that......till one craps his pants....WIN

Man you have some serious issues. Farting is nothing close to intimacy. Maybe try some sexy clothes will help!

Agreed! This is absolutely disgusting.

bigdog57_fml 9

I've seen this same story over and over again. =

Schizomaniac 24

Really? Can you provide a link?

feldco1 17

Hey, better than nothing, right?

Jakesterk96 8

5, 6, 7, 8, prepare for my flatulate!

9, 10, 11, 12 watch out for the nasty smell!

13, 14, 15, 16... ...Ah, crap, I got nothing. This stinks.

manatees_r_epic 0

17, 18, 19, 20! My comment isn't punny!

Metal_Chick 15

21, 22, 23, 24 You know who killed it? 74!

25, 26, 27, 28, that's something I'd appreciate!

29, 30, 31, 32, Why does this thread smell like poo?

valdezadair 0

At first, I thought your picture was Twilight. But it's not. Hopefully. Have nice day -.-

Lol God no! It's me & my favourite model XD. Edward can go jump.

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

raney150 0

I like your first sentence. A week isn't that long of a time to not have sex. If it were a few months, I could sympathize.