Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
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silentblack
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Who stunk out who?
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Jakesterk96
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Nobody wins in a farting war. Nobody.
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incognito1520
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#11 that's why crop dusting is better than engaging in a war.
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n_epic_fail
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Eproctophilia?
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
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December 6th, 2011: They are everywhere, I'm beginning to hallucinate from the gasses they excrete. We've been waiting for backup and ammunition. I'm beginning to think help will never come. If anyone finds this, please, tell my wife that her bean casserole let me last this long.
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shanemaximo
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#14 Ah, guerrilla tactics. That's how you win wars.
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nava1210
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11 - I win all the time..TRY ME!
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48Connor
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Holy shit. You haven't had intimacy in 1 week? I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
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chevy44448888
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11 I wouldn't be to sure bout that......till one craps his pants....WIN
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swampbilly
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#37 lmfao bro that was hilarious
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greenmen
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Man you have some serious issues. Farting is nothing close to intimacy. Maybe try some sexy clothes will help!
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itis409
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Agreed! This is absolutely disgusting.
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bigdog57_fml
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So is your picture^^
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Sway_NV
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I've seen this same story over and over again. =
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Schizomaniac
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Really? Can you provide a link?
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emba_fml
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At least you're having fun?
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kejones
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Lol
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mackdeezy
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too true
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feldco1
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Hey, better than nothing, right?
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Musicholic_asey
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Remember to leave your windows open.
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S0CCERSTAR01
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1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a fart war!
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Jakesterk96
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5, 6, 7, 8, prepare for my flatulate!
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flapdoodle
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9, 10, 11, 12 watch out for the nasty smell!
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DynamicDave
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13, 14, 15, 16...
...Ah, crap, I got nothing. This stinks.
...Ah, crap, I got nothing. This stinks.
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manatees_r_epic
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17, 18, 19, 20!
My comment isn't punny!
My comment isn't punny!
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Metal_Chick
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21, 22, 23, 24
You know who killed it? 74!
You know who killed it? 74!
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MisterDoctor
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25, 26, 27, 28, that's something I'd appreciate!
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DynamicDave
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29, 30, 31, 32, Why does this thread smell like poo?
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Havin
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Methane assassination
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valdezadair
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At first, I thought your picture was Twilight.
But it's not. Hopefully. Have nice day -.-
But it's not. Hopefully. Have nice day -.-
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Havin
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Lol God no! It's me & my favourite model XD. Edward can go jump.
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DocBastard
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OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive???
No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.
No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.
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Fmeonce_shameonu
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Thanks Dr. Phil
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raney150
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I like your first sentence. A week isn't that long of a time to not have sex. If it were a few months, I could sympathize.
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Fmeonce_shameonu
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29. True that. Thanks Oprah in that case?
No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.