By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 920
You deserved it 6 822

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silentblack 0

Who stunk out who?

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

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silentblack 0

Who stunk out who?

Jakesterk96 8

Nobody wins in a farting war. Nobody.

incognito1520 20

#11 that's why crop dusting is better than engaging in a war.

n_epic_fail 14

Eproctophilia?

December 6th, 2011: They are everywhere, I'm beginning to hallucinate from the gasses they excrete. We've been waiting for backup and ammunition. I'm beginning to think help will never come. If anyone finds this, please, tell my wife that her bean casserole let me last this long.

shanemaximo 7

#14 Ah, guerrilla tactics. That's how you win wars.

11 - I win all the time..TRY ME!

Holy shit. You haven't had intimacy in 1 week? I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

chevy44448888 1

11 I wouldn't be to sure bout that......till one craps his pants....WIN

#37 lmfao bro that was hilarious

Man you have some serious issues. Farting is nothing close to intimacy. Maybe try some sexy clothes will help!

Agreed! This is absolutely disgusting.

bigdog57_fml 9

So is your picture^^

I've seen this same story over and over again. =

Schizomaniac 24

Really? Can you provide a link?

At least you're having fun?

kejones 0

Lol

feldco1 17

Hey, better than nothing, right?

Remember to leave your windows open.

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a fart war!

Jakesterk96 8

5, 6, 7, 8, prepare for my flatulate!

9, 10, 11, 12 watch out for the nasty smell!

13, 14, 15, 16... ...Ah, crap, I got nothing. This stinks.

manatees_r_epic 0

17, 18, 19, 20! My comment isn't punny!

Metal_Chick 15

21, 22, 23, 24 You know who killed it? 74!

25, 26, 27, 28, that's something I'd appreciate!

29, 30, 31, 32, Why does this thread smell like poo?

Methane assassination

valdezadair 0

At first, I thought your picture was Twilight. But it's not. Hopefully. Have nice day -.-

Lol God no! It's me & my favourite model XD. Edward can go jump.

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

Thanks Dr. Phil

raney150 0

I like your first sentence. A week isn't that long of a time to not have sex. If it were a few months, I could sympathize.

29. True that. Thanks Oprah in that case?