Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
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JessBassett
| 24
That's cute..
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permannator
| 10
Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"
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JessBassett
| 24
That's cute..
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woainishamu
| 21
Just like you? HAHA just kidding!
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ogatasan
| 5
Lets hope you don't end up with pink eye, OP
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anythingmustbe
| 18
#48 it says on your profile you like stuffed animals. It seems that you need to get stuffed.
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dancinwookie
| 21
#48- What a horribly mean thing to say to a person, even for the internet. Why? What need of your's was filled by such a low brow insult to her? And, out of no where? What the hell is the matter with your type? Why add more hatred and resentment to the world?
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woainishamu
| 21
#1. Ah my apologies. I didn't mean for it to sound so offensive. It was a horrible attempt at trying to be funny. Sorry about that.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
I like that whale in your picture 64..not! I actually do though...
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JessBassett
| 24
#48 Don't know how I'm going to recover from that one...
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hugozac88
| 22
#1 yeah if you ENJOY PINK EYE!! Lol jk
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htownpostman
| 16
What am I missing? I see "that's cute" ," then just like you".. Where is the insult? I must be stupid this AM cuz it's way over my head
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hama806
| 19
I think he/she meant 57. Now his comment was rude.
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Flowsidon
| 6
He was only joking around...no need to make it into such a big deal.
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ChuckNorris2
| 4
I think she's cute.
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hberri331
| 18
Omg get some thicker skin that's not mean at all.
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softrally
| 15
Lovely, eh?
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juliaannw
| 11
"oh really? Looks like i wont be in the mood for sex anymore"
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
If he is damn near shitting on her pillow i don't think he cares.
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tacojauns
| 45
#3 "Then it's exactly what it looks like"
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juliaannw
| 11
Hahaha
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Dusty_Busters
| 15
One of those girls huh?
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cooterpie
| 11
True love. He just wanted to surprise you with a lovely case of pink eye. Fuck edible arrangements!
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dancinwookie
| 21
Same here. "I thought that was just your musk!"
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Odorable arrangements?
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NewYorkMexPR
| 14
Now thats what marriage is all about
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permannator
| 10
Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"
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YeahYeahYeahOK
| 6
Hell Yeah!!!
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pastispast
| 7
WTF
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Joe9024
| 20
..... Kind of comment is this??
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andrekrivo
| 20
'murica
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LosAngelesGalaxy
| 7
You better hope that wasn't your pillow
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Axipiter
| 24
It was.
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softrally
| 15
The FML says that it was hers.
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n4ture
| 20
#10 did you not read?
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wtfwhyfml
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....The fuckle? Hope he remembers which he did that to, or else he's gunna be the one having fun with pink eye.
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Lil_Red777
| 21
Gonna*
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Welshite
| 39
Going to*
As both "gunna" and "gonna" are slang and mean the same thing, I don't see how your correction is valid.
As both "gunna" and "gonna" are slang and mean the same thing, I don't see how your correction is valid.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
*gunga din
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MrConcise
| 34
If you're gonna go slang, you might as well go 'finna'. It's more common in lower socioeconomic areas for all the wannabe OG's, it's a plausible typo for 'gonna' so you can laugh at people for being street ignorant, and it's still a contraction. All things we love / hate.
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SirCharles83
| 13
56- I'm finna thumb you up yo!