By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
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permannator 10

Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"

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ogatasan 5

Lets hope you don't end up with pink eye, OP

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anythingmustbe 18

#48 it says on your profile you like stuffed animals. It seems that you need to get stuffed.

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dancinwookie 21

#48- What a horribly mean thing to say to a person, even for the internet. Why? What need of your's was filled by such a low brow insult to her? And, out of no where? What the hell is the matter with your type? Why add more hatred and resentment to the world?

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woainishamu 21

#1. Ah my apologies. I didn't mean for it to sound so offensive. It was a horrible attempt at trying to be funny. Sorry about that.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I like that whale in your picture 64..not! I actually do though...

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JessBassett 24

#48 Don't know how I'm going to recover from that one...

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hugozac88 22

#1 yeah if you ENJOY PINK EYE!! Lol jk

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htownpostman 16

What am I missing? I see "that's cute" ," then just like you".. Where is the insult? I must be stupid this AM cuz it's way over my head

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hama806 19

I think he/she meant 57. Now his comment was rude.

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Flowsidon 6

He was only joking around...no need to make it into such a big deal.

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hberri331 18

Omg get some thicker skin that's not mean at all.

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juliaannw 11

"oh really? Looks like i wont be in the mood for sex anymore"

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tacojauns 45

#3 "Then it's exactly what it looks like"

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Dusty_Busters 15

One of those girls huh?

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cooterpie 11

True love. He just wanted to surprise you with a lovely case of pink eye. **** edible arrangements!

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dancinwookie 21

Same here. "I thought that was just your musk!"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Odorable arrangements?

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NewYorkMexPR 14

Now thats what marriage is all about

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permannator 10

Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"

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YeahYeahYeahOK 6

Hell Yeah!!!

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wtfwhyfml 12

....The fuckle? Hope he remembers which he did that to, or else he's gunna be the one having fun with pink eye.

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Welshite 39

Going to* As both "gunna" and "gonna" are slang and mean the same thing, I don't see how your correction is valid.

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MrConcise 34

If you're gonna go slang, you might as well go 'finna'. It's more common in lower socioeconomic areas for all the wannabe OG's, it's a plausible typo for 'gonna' so you can laugh at people for being street ignorant, and it's still a contraction. All things we love / hate.

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