By hopeless-.- - 29/08/2011 15:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML
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talkstoomuch 8

That is just nasty.

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perdix 29

Ball sweat? Was he trying to kiss you with his face or Jeffrey Jr's?

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talkstoomuch 8

That is just nasty.

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eminemchick 19

Did you smell his ball sweat?

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tsume24 3

this sounds EXACTLY like something my boyfriend would do. @___@ ...except it doesn't make me feel "hopeless," cuz I have a sense of humor.

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burninnapalm 5

Hey, ball sweat is something we have to put up with, he was just saying that to put her at ease, saying he didn't mind that she sweaty, as he smells worse. Stop complaining and let him kiss you.

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ducttapewallet 7

Hmm. If it means you'll both know you both know the same "pain", then you should do it. Ball sweat. LOOL.

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chickenwalrus 14

is it just me or is it annoying when girls refuse to hang out or do anything with someone or a boyfriend because theyre "ugly today"? hah

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Bekeliyr 10

That lets you know he is very comfortable around you.

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R34luver 5

-67 my gurlfriend is "ugly" everyday FML -.-

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slipknot6976 1

iv heard of booty sweat energy drink...new balls sweat? bawls energy drink lol

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FFPulley 9

That's the low carb version on booty sweat.

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TheRealHouse 7

Mike Hunt's Wet lemonade is my favorite ok I might have made that up If you don't get it read it outloud

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zachherbert 10

I named my dog Mike Hunt. When I have guests, I say "Damn, Mike Hunt has fleas again."

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wmsdubstep 6

Wow that's just wrong. Throw him in the shower!

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cptmorgan6 8

Shower's useless. Balls get sweaty too fast anyways.

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hailphire130 0

*turns on shower* Ball sweat... Too... POWERFUL!!!

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ThatOneCanadian 0

Its called talcum powder. it really works, keeps the boys dry all day.

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chili10 18

^ exactly, then you can both get clean together. =]

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RedPillSucks 31

good lord!!! There was a much smoother response to "I'm hot and sweaty" than that. Talk about a lack of imagination.

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abbybailey204 19

Well, at least he was trying to show affection at first

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