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Anti-peasents? That's what is wrong with this kingdom, there are too many peasants. We need to find ways to motivate them to grow and harvest food more efficiently. The floggings are just not working like they used to do. That way we can increase our manpower for the construction of the castle. I would like it to be completed in thirty years so I can use the money left over for the training of knights. We also need to widen the forest by the road so there is safe passage through Sherwood Forest.

Apparently they are the only ones keeping you company in bed.

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Apparently they are the only ones keeping you company in bed.

Obviously. FHL.

Well at least he's not completely alone :-)

you guys mean peasents, right?

Can't you just sleep on the floor?

yes... can't seem to get the right button .... grrr

Cots or sleeping bags arent expensive, throw that mattress out.

why can't you sleep on the couch??

VACUUM YOUR MATTRESS, HELLOO.

that sucks, can't you just buy anti peasents or something?

Anti-peasents? That's what is wrong with this kingdom, there are too many peasants. We need to find ways to motivate them to grow and harvest food more efficiently. The floggings are just not working like they used to do. That way we can increase our manpower for the construction of the castle. I would like it to be completed in thirty years so I can use the money left over for the training of knights. We also need to widen the forest by the road so there is safe passage through Sherwood Forest.

But sire, what about that scoundrel Robin hood. he will cause the peasants to revolt against the kingdom. if that happens then we need the anti-peasants to repel them while we train the knights so they wouldn't threaten your throne. LONG LIVE THE KING.

My loyal subject, if such a time comes that the peasants become unruly, I shall simply take their livestock and burn their homes. Then, from my demonstrations, they will know my power and greatness and will humbly fall to their knees, what could possibly go wrong.

combo breaker ;(

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Are you laughing at a fellow human being because they are in worse situation then you? I bet you've been comfortable with money your whole life. Go to hell.

Eww, that's gross : Isn't there someone you know who has a spare mattress or who can loan you some money?

Mattresses aren't that expensive. Plus they always have people selling it giving away gently used ones all the time.

if it's in her mattress then they are in her whole house. Bed bugs is just a name and doesn't mean they are only in her bed. they are kind of like fleas.

it's not the mattress that's infested. if it's in his bed then it's already spread elsewhere. so even if op get a clean mattress, within a day or two it'll be spoiled again.

Haha gently used mattresses. Is that opposed to roughly used mattresses? Either way I don't think he wants to sleep on someone else's sex stains. Anyway the bugs get in other places than just the bed. The new bed would get them too. The op needs an exterminator.

Sleep on the couch?

if there's bed bugs on her bed they'd probably be on her couch to and her carpets and every where else in her house

nah, those are fleas. OP needs to contact an expert immediatly, if he dosent, THEN the bugs will be everywhere, and may become a permanent problem. DON'T throw out your matress until the bugs are dead, otherwise you'll just drag them around the house and they'll infest other parts. Like I said contact someone right now.

Like someone else pointed out, bedbugs is just a name. Bedbugs usually don't live in the bed, but somewhere else. They just come out to feed at night.

sleep in the bathtub. wash all bedding in 120 degree water, and use fresh bedding every day.

don't let the bed bugs bite.,,, good night

There's an Ap for that.

There's an app* to improve your spalling! (Spelling mistake intendad.)

^fail he said it was on purpose, you dolt.

You should try and do SOMETHING about them. those bitches spread and are easily contracted.

fumigate. a friend of mine had no idea she had them and they spread in all of her house. she's been trying for a year to get rid of them. good luck!!

I had the same problem, but I fumigated (I had to do it twice :/) and I'm free now :). I kept my old mattress and it's clean now. you will probably need to vacuum the bugs' corpses

My roommates and I had them too. Our landlord had the apartment fumigated and our mattresses were put it sealed matters bags. Don't wait OP, you can track them to your car, other people's houses, stores, etc.

if you cant afford to get rid of them, sleep on the sofa..?

he has " Nowhere else to sleep ". Which could mean that either he doesn't have a sofa, or he has one but it's also infested with sofa bugs :)

Omg that made me laugh, Quasar you're a boss.

lol that was funnyy :D