Dangling modifier

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
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I'll bet you felt like a boob! Don't be surprised if the maintenance guy starts coming around to check on things frequently.

Tell him it’s to give support to your giant balls, but the strap must have broke.

Maybe he owns the same one