Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
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drippingfaucet
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smart kid
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ugh_a_lug
| 7
he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?
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drippingfaucet
| 0
smart kid
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austinkarimi
| 0
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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kfrizzle2
| 4
If I comment here, will my comment get changed to wee-woo's?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Sirin, that was such a buzzkill...
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Sirin_fml
| 46
No. You must not want it, or the fun disappears. Which is also my philosophy on sex.
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MrNewOrleans
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O #28 I see what u did there
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Selena_is_back
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Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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katplayer
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Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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Joppa
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Perfect halloween car for daddy.
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jazmixer
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smart kid. it's not a crime to deface your own property. And
wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee
wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee
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junkboy
| 4
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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KingDingALing
| 9
This whole time, I thought that people were wee woo-ing on purpose... :/
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Selena_is_back
| 7
95, If you don't wee-woo, you'll be moderated like 56.
P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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KingDingALing
| 9
Uh-oh..I better wee woo!
Wee woo wee woo wee woo!
I did it! :D
Wee woo wee woo wee woo!
I did it! :D
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zp5
| 4
haha your 8 year old is awesome.
what? did i forget something?
oh.
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
is that better?
no? why you son of a-*blacks out*
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
what? did i forget something?
oh.
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
is that better?
no? why you son of a-*blacks out*
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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pcakewafflebacon
| 0
kaysl's a bitch! I mean wee woo
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Selena_is_back
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why you son of a bi- *crash*!
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo
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Occums_Razor
| 0
I get it! Sirin. Siren. Wee woo. Siren.
Wee woo wee woo wee woo.
Wee woo wee woo wee woo.
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zp5
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i think 115 saw what i did there
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Selena_is_back
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120, I did. :)
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Joppa
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I wonder why mine got moderated. I only said "what a perfect car for daddy". Selena, you could be right. :D
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Selena_is_back
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123, hurry! say wee-woo!!!!
P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!
P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!
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zp5
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129 who can?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Maxwell!... you're home.
::cross fingers::
::cross fingers::
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Joppa
| 0
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo
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Joppa
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We'll see if 129 got moderated too. :D
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo
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Selena_is_back
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135, sure hope so. :)
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Selena_is_back
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... I'm all out of magic. boo-hoo...
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Selena_is_back
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Oh, and besides, it wasn't me who started the wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo thing. :P
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Well slap my ass and call me Sally! I do say, I'm quite the waffle when it comes to this here business. I much prefer to mount my here donkey Verna.
WEE WOO fuck you.
WEE WOO fuck you.
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fakeaccountX
| 6
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee----
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker.
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker.
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OrginalOwen
| 0
woo-wee-woo-wee-wooahh-what??
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jewban
| 3
wee woo?
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
i must say, I love what y'all have done with the place!
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Fred_Fred_Burger
| 0
dude whatever five year old is making us say wee woo
piss off.
get a life.
piss off.
get a life.
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yuggi1
| 11
WEE- my eyes are burning- WOO- I think I'm having a brain hemorrhage.
x_x
x_x
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stephanie0613
| 0
Omg, you got a smart 8 year old kid :)
aggghhhhh, cannnnnt help but,
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
aggghhhhh, cannnnnt help but,
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
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mitchn60
| 6
Sirin just had a birthday! congrats!
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alex1432
| 9
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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InDenial
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WTF is going on here?
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GooeyChickenman
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I don't get it
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drippingfaucet
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wtf is with all the wee-who-wee crap I'm seriously going to moderate all these stupid comments!
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shurayuki
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poor you :(
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ell_oh_ell
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ya I agree poor you, I wonder what he's gonna do next year?!
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sloppy3301
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no . the kid probably goes to his house eggs it and says "fk u little asshole" to himself :D
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Kaiden2554
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I guess the trick
(puts on sunglasses)
was on him.
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11
(puts on sunglasses)
was on him.
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11
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KaySL
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Fuck you, mom. Get off FML and bake me a fucking cake, whore.
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solegit
| 0
this
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swimmerstud
| 7
the woman is a man
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KaySL
| 24
The mother's a crossdressing man?! D:
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swimmerstud
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no, u should check the gender in the corner
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FYLDeep
| 25
It's funny seeing Kay mess up a detail like that. Usually your comments are on the up and up.
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KaySL
| 24
Oh so it's a crossdressing woman then?
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swimmerstud
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u should forget the idea about a cross-dressing woman.
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KaySL
| 24
Okay, if it's not a crossdressing woman, the OP must be transexual then?
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an_villian
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^agreed
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FFML_314
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The OP is most definitely a cross dressing sheman male woman. Don't worry Kay, I got your back.
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innerexlet
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I think he's a member of the Kay Kay Kay... just look at his profile picture If that doesn't say raciest then iduno what is.
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OrginalOwen
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well I am.
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ArianS2
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Fucking fail Kay.
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WarByrd
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lol don't be mad, you are just a very blind, and confused lil person.... no worries, area 51 is looking for their lost pet.
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KaySL
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ArianS2, the fail is with you. Jesus, people just can't help but correct others can they? Even when it's obvious they're being baited in. LOLOLOOLOLOLOL.
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kaitiekarma
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too bad the the writer is male, rofl
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walkmywaynot
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Did you not buy him something or was this a triple dog dare?
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lemoncows
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you just have to do it if its a TRIPLE dogger
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walkmywaynot
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Yeah thats my point
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ugh_a_lug
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he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?
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Lizza330
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How did an 8 year old smash a pumpkin?
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KiddNYC1O
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oh, I don't know, by throwing it?
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Selena_is_back
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lol^^
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mitchie11
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lol Apparently you've never been around an 8 yr old boy..
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Lizza330
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No, acctually.
I wouldn't have thought an 8 year old would be strong enough to throw a pumpkin. Well assuming it's a normal sized pumpkin.
I wouldn't have thought an 8 year old would be strong enough to throw a pumpkin. Well assuming it's a normal sized pumpkin.
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tmmundy
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really? did u really ask that?
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SpunkyyyMonkeyy
| 10
She has a point so stfu. I don't think I know a single 8 year old that can lift a pumpkin over their head.
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kfrizzle2
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! =D
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Hannerzzz
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keep an eye on him...
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yuggi1
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OP's fault for getting his mate pregnant.
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Hannerzzz
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yeah totally, he deserves it for having a child.
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yuggi1
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xD you know I was just kidding.
It really sucks having a kid like though...
(not that I would know) ._.
It really sucks having a kid like though...
(not that I would know) ._.
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yuggi1
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that*
I'm getting clumsy.
I'm getting clumsy.
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Xavi89
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lol!!! sounds like a great kid to me.