By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
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he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?





If I comment here, will my comment get changed to wee-woo's?

Sirin, that was such a buzzkill...

No. You must not want it, or the fun disappears. Which is also my philosophy on sex.

O #28 I see what u did there



Perfect halloween car for daddy.

smart kid. it's not a crime to deface your own property. And wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee


This whole time, I thought that people were wee woo-ing on purpose... :/

95, If you don't wee-woo, you'll be moderated like 56. P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

Uh-oh..I better wee woo! Wee woo wee woo wee woo! I did it! :D

haha your 8 year old is awesome. what? did i forget something? oh. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo. is that better? no? why you son of a-*blacks out* wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

kaysl's a bitch! I mean wee woo

why you son of a bi- *crash*! wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo

I get it! Sirin. Siren. Wee woo. Siren. Wee woo wee woo wee woo.

i think 115 saw what i did there

I wonder why mine got moderated. I only said "what a perfect car for daddy". Selena, you could be right. :D

123, hurry! say wee-woo!!!! P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!

129 who can?

Maxwell!... you're home. ::cross fingers::


We'll see if 129 got moderated too. :D wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo

135, sure hope so. :)

... I'm all out of magic. boo-hoo...

Oh, and besides, it wasn't me who started the wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo thing. :P

Well slap my ass and call me Sally! I do say, I'm quite the waffle when it comes to this here business. I much prefer to mount my here donkey Verna. WEE WOO fuck you.

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee---- C-C-C-C-Combo breaker.


i must say, I love what y'all have done with the place!

dude whatever five year old is making us say wee woo piss off. get a life.

WEE- my eyes are burning- WOO- I think I'm having a brain hemorrhage. x_x

Omg, you got a smart 8 year old kid :) aggghhhhh, cannnnnt help but, wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

Sirin just had a birthday! congrats!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WTF is going on here?

wtf is with all the wee-who-wee crap I'm seriously going to moderate all these stupid comments!

ya I agree poor you, I wonder what he's gonna do next year?!

no . the kid probably goes to his house eggs it and says "fk u little asshole" to himself :D

I guess the trick (puts on sunglasses) was on him. YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11

Fuck you, mom. Get off FML and bake me a fucking cake, whore.

the woman is a man

The mother's a crossdressing man?! D:

no, u should check the gender in the corner

It's funny seeing Kay mess up a detail like that. Usually your comments are on the up and up.

Oh so it's a crossdressing woman then?

u should forget the idea about a cross-dressing woman.

Okay, if it's not a crossdressing woman, the OP must be transexual then?

The OP is most definitely a cross dressing sheman male woman. Don't worry Kay, I got your back.

I think he's a member of the Kay Kay Kay... just look at his profile picture If that doesn't say raciest then iduno what is.

Fucking fail Kay.

lol don't be mad, you are just a very blind, and confused lil person.... no worries, area 51 is looking for their lost pet.

ArianS2, the fail is with you. Jesus, people just can't help but correct others can they? Even when it's obvious they're being baited in. LOLOLOOLOLOLOL.

too bad the the writer is male, rofl

Did you not buy him something or was this a triple dog dare?

you just have to do it if its a TRIPLE dogger

Yeah thats my point

he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?

How did an 8 year old smash a pumpkin?

oh, I don't know, by throwing it?

lol Apparently you've never been around an 8 yr old boy..

No, acctually. I wouldn't have thought an 8 year old would be strong enough to throw a pumpkin. Well assuming it's a normal sized pumpkin.

really? did u really ask that?

She has a point so stfu. I don't think I know a single 8 year old that can lift a pumpkin over their head.


keep an eye on him...

OP's fault for getting his mate pregnant.

yeah totally, he deserves it for having a child.

xD you know I was just kidding. It really sucks having a kid like though... (not that I would know) ._.

that* I'm getting clumsy.

lol!!! sounds like a great kid to me.