By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 003
You deserved it 5 511

Same thing different taste

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

If I comment here, will my comment get changed to wee-woo's?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sirin, that was such a buzzkill...

No. You must not want it, or the fun disappears. Which is also my philosophy on sex.

MrNewOrleans 0

O #28 I see what u did there

smart kid. it's not a crime to deface your own property. And wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee

KingDingALing 9

This whole time, I thought that people were wee woo-ing on purpose... :/

95, If you don't wee-woo, you'll be moderated like 56. P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

KingDingALing 9

Uh-oh..I better wee woo! Wee woo wee woo wee woo! I did it! :D

zp5 4

haha your 8 year old is awesome. what? did i forget something? oh. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo. is that better? no? why you son of a-*blacks out* wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

why you son of a bi- *crash*! wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo

I get it! Sirin. Siren. Wee woo. Siren. Wee woo wee woo wee woo.

zp5 4

i think 115 saw what i did there

I wonder why mine got moderated. I only said "what a perfect car for daddy". Selena, you could be right. :D

123, hurry! say wee-woo!!!! P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!

KiddNYC1O 20

Maxwell!... you're home. ::cross fingers::

We'll see if 129 got moderated too. :D wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo

Oh, and besides, it wasn't me who started the wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo thing. :P

Well slap my ass and call me Sally! I do say, I'm quite the waffle when it comes to this here business. I much prefer to mount my here donkey Verna. WEE WOO **** you.

fakeaccountX 6

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee---- C-C-C-C-Combo breaker.

OrginalOwen 0

woo-wee-woo-wee-wooahh-what??

i must say, I love what y'all have done with the place!

Fred_Fred_Burger 0

dude whatever five year old is making us say wee woo piss off. get a life.

WEE- my eyes are burning- WOO- I think I'm having a brain hemorrhage. x_x

stephanie0613 0

Omg, you got a smart 8 year old kid :) aggghhhhh, cannnnnt help but, wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

wtf is with all the wee-who-wee crap I'm seriously going to moderate all these stupid comments!

ya I agree poor you, I wonder what he's gonna do next year?!

no . the kid probably goes to his house eggs it and says "fk u little asshole" to himself :D

I guess the trick (puts on sunglasses) was on him. YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11

Did you not buy him something or was this a triple dog dare?

lemoncows 2

you just have to do it if its a TRIPLE dogger

he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?

Lizza330 28

How did an 8 year old smash a pumpkin?

KiddNYC1O 20

oh, I don't know, by throwing it?

lol Apparently you've never been around an 8 yr old boy..

Lizza330 28

No, acctually. I wouldn't have thought an 8 year old would be strong enough to throw a pumpkin. Well assuming it's a normal sized pumpkin.

tmmundy 17

really? did u really ask that?

She has a point so stfu. I don't think I know a single 8 year old that can lift a pumpkin over their head.

OP's fault for getting his mate pregnant.

yeah totally, he deserves it for having a child.

xD you know I was just kidding. It really sucks having a kid like though... (not that I would know) ._.

Xavi89 0

lol!!! sounds like a great kid to me.

jcortez1594 0

Better him getting it out on his own house than on a neighbors and then having them sue you for damages, right?