FML : Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year...

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Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 30 October 2010 23:55 / United Kingdom

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By drippingfaucet | 0

#1629339 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:16

smart kid

By ugh_a_lug | 7

#1629362 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:18

he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?

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By drippingfaucet | 0

#1629339 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:16

smart kid

austinkarimi | 0

#1629439 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:28

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1629477 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:30

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1629524 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:35

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

kfrizzle2 | 4

#1629536 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:36

If I comment here, will my comment get changed to wee-woo's?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1629547 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:38

Sirin, that was such a buzzkill...

Sirin_fml | 46

#1629555 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:38

No. You must not want it, or the fun disappears. Which is also my philosophy on sex.

MrNewOrleans | 0

#1629591 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:45

O #28 I see what u did there

Selena_is_back | 7

#1629685 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:09

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

katplayer | 4

#1629782 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:24

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

Joppa | 0

#1629845 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:35

Perfect halloween car for daddy.

jazmixer | 0

#1630209 - Sunday 31 October 2010 3:54

smart kid. it's not a crime to deface your own property. And
wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee

junkboy | 4

#1630241 - Sunday 31 October 2010 4:03

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

KingDingALing | 9

#1630288 - Sunday 31 October 2010 4:17

This whole time, I thought that people were wee woo-ing on purpose... :/

Selena_is_back | 7

#1630328 - Sunday 31 October 2010 4:28

95, If you don't wee-woo, you'll be moderated like 56.

P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

KingDingALing | 9

#1630431 - Sunday 31 October 2010 5:11

Uh-oh..I better wee woo!

Wee woo wee woo wee woo!

I did it! :D

zp5 | 4

#1630492 - Sunday 31 October 2010 5:23

haha your 8 year old is awesome.
what? did i forget something?
oh.
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
is that better?
no? why you son of a-*blacks out*
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

pcakewafflebacon | 0

#1630500 - Sunday 31 October 2010 5:26

kaysl's a bitch! I mean wee woo

Selena_is_back | 7

#1630620 - Sunday 31 October 2010 5:53

why you son of a bi- *crash*!

wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo

Occums_Razor | 0

#1630668 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:00

I get it! Sirin. Siren. Wee woo. Siren.

Wee woo wee woo wee woo.

zp5 | 4

#1630718 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:11

i think 115 saw what i did there

Selena_is_back | 7

#1630758 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:19

120, I did. :)

Joppa | 0

#1630776 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:22

I wonder why mine got moderated. I only said "what a perfect car for daddy". Selena, you could be right. :D

Selena_is_back | 7

#1630799 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:28

123, hurry! say wee-woo!!!!

P.S. wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!

zp5 | 4

#1630833 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:36

129 who can?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1630836 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:37

Maxwell!... you're home.

::cross fingers::

Joppa | 0

#1630849 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:39

wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo

Joppa | 0

#1630866 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:41

We'll see if 129 got moderated too. :D

wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo

Selena_is_back | 7

#1630885 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:44

135, sure hope so. :)

Selena_is_back | 7

#1630935 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:54

... I'm all out of magic. boo-hoo...

Selena_is_back | 7

#1630965 - Sunday 31 October 2010 7:00

Oh, and besides, it wasn't me who started the wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo thing. :P

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1631021 - Sunday 31 October 2010 7:19

Well slap my ass and call me Sally! I do say, I'm quite the waffle when it comes to this here business. I much prefer to mount my here donkey Verna.
WEE WOO fuck you.

fakeaccountX | 6

#1631041 - Sunday 31 October 2010 7:27

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee----
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker.

OrginalOwen | 0

#1631142 - Sunday 31 October 2010 7:52

woo-wee-woo-wee-wooahh-what??

jewban | 3

#1631150 - Sunday 31 October 2010 7:53

wee woo?

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1631156 - Sunday 31 October 2010 7:54

i must say, I love what y'all have done with the place!

Fred_Fred_Burger | 0

#1631226 - Sunday 31 October 2010 8:12

dude whatever five year old is making us say wee woo

piss off.
get a life.

yuggi1 | 11

#1631258 - Sunday 31 October 2010 8:38

WEE- my eyes are burning- WOO- I think I'm having a brain hemorrhage.
x_x

stephanie0613 | 0

#1631339 - Sunday 31 October 2010 9:23

Omg, you got a smart 8 year old kid :)
aggghhhhh, cannnnnt help but,
wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.

mitchn60 | 6

#1631611 - Sunday 31 October 2010 10:24

Sirin just had a birthday! congrats!

alex1432 | 9

#1631633 - Sunday 31 October 2010 10:30

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

InDenial | 6

#1631746 - Sunday 31 October 2010 11:35

WTF is going on here?

GooeyChickenman | 0

#1634172 - Monday 1 November 2010 2:11

I don't get it

drippingfaucet | 0

#1634988 - Monday 1 November 2010 7:36

wtf is with all the wee-who-wee crap I'm seriously going to moderate all these stupid comments!

By shurayuki | 0

#1629346 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:16

poor you :(

ell_oh_ell | 0

#1629751 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:21

ya I agree poor you, I wonder what he's gonna do next year?!

sloppy3301 | 3

#1629882 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:47

no . the kid probably goes to his house eggs it and says "fk u little asshole" to himself :D

Kaiden2554 | 0

#1638934 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 7:29

I guess the trick

(puts on sunglasses)

was on him.

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11

By KaySL | 24

#1629358 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:18

Fuck you, mom. Get off FML and bake me a fucking cake, whore.

solegit | 0

#1629380 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:20

this

swimmerstud | 7

#1629383 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:20

the woman is a man

KaySL | 24

#1629397 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:22

The mother's a crossdressing man?! D:

swimmerstud | 7

#1629497 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:33

no, u should check the gender in the corner

FYLDeep | 25

#1629510 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:34

It's funny seeing Kay mess up a detail like that. Usually your comments are on the up and up.

KaySL | 24

#1629563 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:39

Oh so it's a crossdressing woman then?

swimmerstud | 7

#1629570 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:42

u should forget the idea about a cross-dressing woman.

KaySL | 24

#1629586 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:44

Okay, if it's not a crossdressing woman, the OP must be transexual then?

an_villian | 0

#1629675 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:08

^agreed

FFML_314 | 11

#1630875 - Sunday 31 October 2010 6:42

The OP is most definitely a cross dressing sheman male woman. Don't worry Kay, I got your back.

innerexlet | 0

#1631092 - Sunday 31 October 2010 7:40

I think he's a member of the Kay Kay Kay... just look at his profile picture If that doesn't say raciest then iduno what is.

OrginalOwen | 0

#1631187 - Sunday 31 October 2010 8:02

well I am.

ArianS2 | 0

#1631239 - Sunday 31 October 2010 8:16

Fucking fail Kay.

WarByrd | 0

#1632502 - Sunday 31 October 2010 15:19

lol don't be mad, you are just a very blind, and confused lil person.... no worries, area 51 is looking for their lost pet.

KaySL | 24

#1633214 - Sunday 31 October 2010 20:21

ArianS2, the fail is with you. Jesus, people just can't help but correct others can they? Even when it's obvious they're being baited in. LOLOLOOLOLOLOL.