Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mustang
United States
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
raven_of_azarath
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
duck me!
Prank culture has gone too far
Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML
Baegel
Havertown, United States
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
El Camino
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Territorial Pissings
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
ColdMN
United States
Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML
wils
United States
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
really?!
Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
spellbound
Perth, Australia
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
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DKjazz 20
3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.
AffrontedFetus 0
Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.
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Comments (198)
Awahso 25
Looks like it's time for -takes of sunglasses- Smashing Pumpkins
kdkorz 7
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!
mejiiaa 0
LMAO who has time to super glue a pumpkin to your car ?
jtcballoon 0
that guy
cudi504 4
its gonna suck more when you have a rotting pumpkin on top of your car
underguarded 20
His picture made me cry
whiskuit 0
His picture completed my cry
fymother 13
I'm glad his picture isn't actually him. it makes me sick
ichikibobivopula 0
you're so hot.
skizzlerz 0
I think I died a little inside when I looked at your pic
key_2010 0
Your pic reminds me of Gibby on iCarly.
Lights_Out_fml 6
Your picture made me have the urge to blow something up and walk away in slow motion
jaaaclyn 0
GIBBY!
pearsonM 0
dude you a total gansta!
CryMoreFMLs 15
That picture makes me want to go to an elementary school and stare. What? That not normal or something?
smoshiee 8
GANGSTA!!
AffrontedFetus 0
Anyway, why do you think this is a problem? A few hours driving and it should get pretty damn hot; maybe enough to cook the bugger. I, for one, would sing praises to the gods of every religion if I was given a free roast pumpkin. Someone's looking out for you buddy.
JokeMeister 0
it'll rot off and u'll hav a nice orange-black ring on it instead. happy now?
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Skeleton Jack is king of the pumpkin patch!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
it's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
omg LINUS off of snoopy!
Lexi_Ray 5
that sucks lol, make a jack o latern at least now you don't need your headlights
lexi050 0
Your eyes are so pretty(:
sports_guy23 0
youre really cute ;)
jordanp17 3
yes she is but too bad the picture was just taken from some random website
intensity24 0
hey I was reading FML's and I saw you commented on one about a pumpkin on a car and I just wanted to say you gave beautiful eyes!!
crazedpanda 4
use nail polish remover
prettyinpunk1025 14
that will ruin his paint
HannahLouise96 13
Don't worry, happens all the time around here.