Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
By Anonymous - /
Saturday 20 June 2009 11:13 /
Switzerland
Idk why anyone would read this but here goes...
If you were wondering about my pic... Its an artists idea of what Tali, from the mass effect series, looks like under her helmet.
Hmm what else... Well peoples lives are pretty effed up but i do enjoy looking at them. Thats about it
Kthxbai
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United States
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