Cars, Spiders and Scary: Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help.... - FML

By raven_of_azarath - 29/07/2019 02:00

Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By Alyce - 10/10/2020 17:01 - United States - Lewistown

Today, my significant other woke at 4:30 a.m. to me crying about a spider in the bathroom. I have an intense fear of spiders; he was super nice and took care of it for me. He even walked me out to my car. I started to calm down driving to work, but when I got there what do I see on the door handle but a spider. I'm still shaking. FML

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By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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Sagar Nair 11

Monday 29 July 2019 2:48

Its ok you never really liked that car anyways. Incinerate that car along with that eight legger...

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 July 2019 3:15

Live up to your user name! Either kill it, or set it free.

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Sagar Nair 11

Monday 29 July 2019 2:48

Its ok you never really liked that car anyways. Incinerate that car along with that eight legger...

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 July 2019 3:15

Live up to your user name! Either kill it, or set it free.

Sarah Kryski-Kenny 3

Monday 29 July 2019 4:15

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

weeping_willow 25

Monday 29 July 2019 6:06

You’re on your own, kid. I suggest ditching the car, buying a plane ticket, leaving the country, and changing your name. You know, just to be safe. Otherwise, good luck sleeping anytime soon

Mathalamus 24

Monday 29 July 2019 7:15

It's just a spider...get it out of the car.... if I saw that spider, I'd attempt to keep it.

colderthanyou 15

Monday 29 July 2019 9:58

Well, it’s time to set the car on fire.

blahblabbity 19

Monday 29 July 2019 13:55

but did you LOSE a spider the size of your hand in your car? as long as you can find him, you’re good!

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 13 October 2020 4:51

I actually did lose it too. I freaked, cuz spiders are one of my worst fears, and ran inside to call my dad. He left work to come help me, but by the time he got there, it was gone. I found it months later dead in spare tire compartment.

Marjo86 29

Monday 29 July 2019 17:25

please tell me you have very, very small hands.

Seeya55 31

Monday 29 July 2019 18:28

Well, at least he can give you a hand and call for help for you! Jeez!

jmilam90 9

Monday 29 July 2019 19:51

Time to burn that car to the ground

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