Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Mustang
United States
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
raven_of_azarath
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
duck me!
Prank culture has gone too far
Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML
Baegel
Havertown, United States
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
El Camino
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Territorial Pissings
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
ColdMN
United States
Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML
wils
United States
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
really?!
Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
spellbound
Perth, Australia
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
Top comments
DKjazz 20
3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.
AffrontedFetus 0
Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.
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carlablob 0
you stole this FML. I've seen it before, and I highly doubt it would happen to two separate people.
fogrunner 13
Maybe it would if the 2nd perp was inspired by the first... OP: YDI for having a car. They're trouble. Move someplace where the bus has been invented. 8D
cynthiaF 0
That's kinda of funny. It's things like this you must embrace & laugh at. (:
SpeakingMyMind 0
Well why did you put it there? *sarcasm for those of you who will say, "OP didn't do it. LAWLlllll narbfail trolollllollkllkdjsjlolldufucklolllolllyoutrollollollolll"
ToughGirl 0
damn! that's so random @.@
corje20 0
just take a knife and make a hood ornament for your car.
garfield224 0
That's something bew
bigbadtim 7
Sounds like a messed up magic spell, trying to turn your car back into a pumpkin at midnight.
oSaraho_fml 2
everyone talkin bout pumpkins not bein in season. some fmls take a long time to post
pumpkin093 7
random...
Blacksmokehick 0
get **** back in the kitchen bitch